Counter Claims!

[Matsuri]

If this is pleasing to watch, you're wrong

 

I managed to change your mind

[Guest]

Nope. I like these more

 

 

Elevators are teleporters for dogs.

[Matsuri]

No, Mirichu. They are teleporters, universally. Dimensional rifts is the only thing that explains elevators, because the law of attraction says stuff attracts. Elevators, according to conspiracy theorists, goes up. Nothing goes against gravity and everyone knows that, except dogs because they think they actually go up but it's just an illusion

 

Common sense just disappeared

[Guest]

Well, then shouldn't I be jumping off the window thinking I can fly??

 

Birds are natural planes.

[Matsuri]

Isn't it obvious that birds are actually just genetically engineered dinosaur planes? Silly Mirichu, it's such a obvious fact that even the the ones who doesn't believe in dinosaurs knows it

 

Luigi did nothing wrong

[System Corporation]

[Jasper] Except for that time he stole Mario's gf and had Rosalina with her.

 

Brain freeze isn't dangerous, it just stinks.

[Guest]

I don't know what a brain freeze is so it doesn't exist.

 

Google is a useful knowledge resource.

[Matsuri]

False. Anime is a more useful source for obvious reasons (steins;gate made me intelligenter)

 

Coronaviruses don't like cold

[Guest]

False, they don't like warm climates, wishful thinking.

 

That's a lie.

[Matsuri]

False, they clearly stated that they don't like cold climates, so they must like wamrth

 

Anime figures are real