Guest Anonymous July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 Qualifications for successfully creating a tulpa: Being mentally stable, being able to concentrate on a single thing for about an hour a day or more, being able to create an personality and recall it from memory, eventually be able to visualize an entire being's structure perfectly, being able to put everything together perfectly to create a fully sentient being with your mind. Qualifications for pregnancy: Have a vagina, be able to push squealing shit demons the size of a watermelon out your vagina, or if your vagina can't squeeze watermelons out, get someone to cut you open and do it for you. And being able to use it as an excuse for literally every single situation that you could possibly think of to justify your own bitchy non-sense and feel a sense of moral superiority over everyone because you shit a baby out. I'm going to say chalupaforcing.
WhiiteRussian July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 I'm going to say chalupaforcing. How hard would it be to create a chalupa tulpa that you could impose onto reality and fully taste/eat? I think I have just solved 'murricas obesity issue.
ThatOneGuy July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 The Chalupa flavored tulpa would have to regenerate or something, and it must feel no pain. And also its form must literally be a chalupa with a face. Orange juice helps with concentration headaches.
mordred July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Taco-Bell-Bacon-Club-Chalupa.jpg How hard would it be to create a chalupa tulpa that you could impose onto reality and fully taste/eat? I think I have just solved 'murricas obesity issue. I wonder if your chalupa tulpa would resent you for eating it. The Chalupa flavored tulpa would have to regenerate or something, and it must feel no pain. And also its form must literally be a chalupa with a face. sage
ThatOneGuy July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 Because you are a delicious chatulpa. Now it's only a matter of time before someone makes one. Orange juice helps with concentration headaches.
ThatOneGuy July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 NOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHATULPAAAAA! WHYYYYYYYY?! Orange juice helps with concentration headaches.
glitchthe3rd July 7, 2012 July 7, 2012 Poor Chalupa-tan. "Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi My progress report
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