Throw something at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I use a forcefield to shield myself from it.

 

I throw a

??????

at the next poster.

[Kelsey]

I go to my wonderland to avoid it.

 

I throw one of Someone's tulpas at the next poster.

[Redacted System]

Jade is thrown at me. I catch her. Then I throw an orange at the next poster, along with a gun!

[Kelsey]

I catch them, eat the orange, and shoot the gun at the next poster.

[Redacted System]

The gun is shot at me using a cannon. Firing the gun may have been better. However, I have a concealed frypan so I could have protected myself from the bullets Clint Eastwood-style. But anyway, I reload the gun, fire a bullet into the air as a distraction and throw the frypan like a frisbee at the next poster. :)

[Kelsey]

I dodge the frypan, pick it up, and throw it at the next poster.

 

##don't you mean frying pan?

[Redacted System]

## Yes, same thing.

 

I duck just underneath it. While the next poster isn't looking, I throw an actual duck at them.

[Kelsey]

I catch it, hug it, and keep it as a pet.

 

I throw it's dung at the next poster.

[Redacted System]

I protect myself with the frying pan. Then I throw a bear trap towards the next poster.

[Kelsey]

I throw Angry Bear at the trap.

 

##this sentence serves as both required