Throw something at the next poster

[Redacted System]

Angry Bear is thrown at the trap. Time freezes for him until he responds to this thread, by which he may have the ability to change the past.

 

In the timeline before the one that Bear may influence later, I throw a random object at the next poster.

[Kelsey]

I catch the object and throw it at angry bear.

[Redacted System]

Meanwhile, I throw the next poster at themselves.

[Kelsey]

Time explodes because that's impossible.

 

I throw the explosion at Angry Bear.

[Redacted System]

He still cannot react due to being offline...

 

I throw a Grandfather paradox and a Bootstrap paradox at the next poster.

[Kelsey]

I catch them and throw them at the next poster.

[Redacted System]

I travel back in time, accidentally killing my grandfather as a child. While there, my younger self eventually finds the time machine to go back in the first place.

 

There we go, both paradoxes present!

 

I throw logic out the window and at the next poster.

[Kelsey]

I dodge it and throw logical fallacies at the next poster.

[Tanaka Kanade]

Ha ha little do you know I thrive on those logical fallacies!

 

I throw a non-sequitur at the next poster

[Redacted System]

You threw a non-sequitur at me. Throwing knives can be dangerous. Therefore I'm in grave danger.

 

I throw a cat video at the next poster: