Throw something at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I shoot it. It explodes and droplets of battery acid rain onto the next poster.

[Tanaka Kanade]

A-ha! I'm wearing a hood, so the battery acid afflicts my hood, not me!

 

I throw my dirty, battery-acid-stained coat at the next person

[Redacted System]

I put it in a washing machine. While waiting, I decide it's taking too long and I throw the washing machine at the next poster.

[Guest]

*crushed under 300 lbs of washing machine*

 

Throws the pressure at the next poster

[Tanaka Kanade]

Oh man I can't think under pressure!

 

I throw my inability to think at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I dodge it and it lands in a dog. <-- Best use of my own ability to think.

 

I throw this dog at the next poster. Much aim. Very speed.

[Tanaka Kanade]

I throw a cat at it as a distraction!

 

I throw a mouse at the next poster

[Guest]

Ren catches it, then gives it a hug.

 

I throw a reticulated python at the next poster

[uncannyfellow]

I throw brackets at it, Python really needs those

 

I throw a machine learning program at the next poster

[Redacted System]

I teach it to destroy whoever I tell it to.

 

It waits (and will be for a long time), so I throw a chew toy at the next poster.