Post the Most Random Stuff You Can Think Of

[Guest]

I met a meowoof on discord, so friggen cute.

[Redacted System]

No.

[Guest]

Trees are in fact aliens. Not a fact.

[Redacted System]

But is a fact is a fact, who is to say that in fact a fact may not be a fact but in fact, may be a fact. No one knows if this is a true fact, or if that statement is in fact, a fact.

[Guest]

I can subconsciously see about a day in advance. The ability is pretty worthless though since it's subconscious.

[Redacted System]

"Went downstairs for shortbread and had to put him in the headlock again"

- One of my posts from the Cbox

 

 

I was snacking on shortbread and our mother wanted me to come out and stop one of my dogs (who was getting a bath) from licking the electric razor and cutting his own tongue off. My solution? The "Headlock of Love".

 

[Guest]

Woof!

[Redacted System]

Dab!

[Guest]

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Squidwardu owo

[Redacted System]

It’s a cat!!