Break dem rules ("That was the best way to enter hell!" -Miichu))

[Guest]

1) all posts must contain a glorious picture of the rock.

 

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[Tanaka Kanade]

2) You must refer to the person in the picture as Børkin Kierkegaard. Everyone else must be referred to as Ellen Page

 

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##Uh why is my picture super big I literally just copied Bear's picture!!!!!

[Guest]

## ...Hey Ellen Page, look at Børkin Kierkegaard. Nice. We gotta find mo pics!

3) unique pics only, suh

[Tanaka Kanade]

4) You must spell out the rule number of your post (in this case, four) a number of times equal to the rule number of your post (also four). However, it must be inserted into your grammatically; you can't just write four or five a bunch of times. Ellen Page is such a good actor she should win four oscars every year or something

 

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[Guest]

2) You must refer to the person in the picture as Børkin Kierkegaard. Everyone else must be referred to as Ellen Page

 

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##Uh why is my picture super big I literally just copied Bear's picture!!!!!

 

Hey, I don't see any mention of Børken or Ellen... you did not refer to the person in the picture you posted in rule 4. Since I was too lazy to do what you asked, i must nitpick!

 

[REN] BØRKEN!

[Tanaka Kanade]

##Ugh fucking English that was just supposed to mean "You can't call him The Rock because if and when you refer to him you call him Børkin"

 

##Jean-luc we need you!

[Guest]

I understand your grievance, let me help you by not following the rules.

 

Here's my proof:

 

re·fer

/rəˈfər/

 

verb

1.

mention or allude to.

"the reports of the commission are often referred to in the media"

synonyms: mention, make mention of, make reference to, allude to, touch on, speak of/about, talk of/about, write about, cite, name, comment on, deal with, go into, treat (of), note, point out, call attention to, bring up, raise, broach, introduce; More

2.

pass a matter to (another body, typically one with more authority or expertise) for a decision.

"disagreement arose and the issue was referred back to the Executive Committee"

 

2) You must refer to the person in the picture as Børkin Kierkegaard.

 

I.e.

You must mention or allude to...

 

[Dashie] the real problem was the complexity of rule number 4, too tedius.

 

I'm sick, so... you ask me to count and/or be grammatically correct? I revolted.

 

[Ren] championship rulz!~

[Tanaka Kanade]

But the problem was in the grammar, not the words. I meant that when you referred to them, you had to refer to them a certain way - not that you had to refer to them in every post. But also you broke literally all the rules!!!!

 

1) You must make an embarrassing confession in all of your posts. 15 seconds ago I farted

[Michen_S]

2) Don't use any word that would have more than 3 syllables if it would be fully spoken out loud normally. Also, I'm not wearing underwear.

[Tanaka Kanade]

3) I can't count syllables! ##That's my embarrassing secret

 

Don't put the rule number and the rule in the same paragraph.