Break dem rules ("That was the best way to enter hell!" -Miichu))

[Tanaka Kanade]

5]

 

What the faqq, Jean-luc??? Do you think rule numbers are array indexes??? Quite a grave offense! They are clearly arguments!!! I am very smart for knowing this.

 

6) Follow your rule number with a ), not a fakking ]!!!!

 

Skeletor appears at 0:03 of this video, but, more importantly, he smiles at 1:27.  He is quite tiny when he appears. I am far too lazy to check if I have not used a letter exactly twice, so instead I will pad the length of this post until I have used each letter at least three times. After all, counting my x's would be taxing. That's making me sleepy. Zzz

[Guest]

1) only have fun.

[Tanaka Kanade]

2) And make a cat sound nyaa nyaa

[Guest]

[Ren] I should know, it's Meow.

 

^^ :3

 

Do something clever, like how I made the three i to a cat face.

[Tanaka Kanade]

1) Alright alright mention something you new you did in the last month. I roleplayed a DnD character that wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

2) What you did that was new must also be made up: I impeached the president of the United States than pardoned him and reinstated him, he had a good talking to and

he'll never deny us pineapple pizza again!

[Tanaka Kanade]

3) Well, that's strange, because about two days before you did that, I was elected president of the 'Murica! How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tie your made-up new thing into the previous rule-poster's made made-up new thing

[Guest]

4) That's interesting Tanaka, I was just ordained queen of this puny rock you call Earth. You will bow down to me now, and I will spare your country's occupation, subjugation and enslavement... for last. *a chilling, dark but hauntingly beautiful laughter, that both enthralls and frightens you to your very core, leaves you stunned with unmistakable dispare*

 

Every post must be dramatic and epic to a silly degree. Let the battle truly begin!

[Tanaka Kanade]

5) Well, guess what my new thing is? I just turned the moon into a super mega death lazer! That's right, I'm gonna fuck up all the shit! All of it!!!!!!!!!

 

Introduce a weapon of devastation and mass murder that has not been mentioned in one of the previous rule posts in this session of the game

[Guest]

6) Scientists at Bear Industries have created a super resilient bear suit that is virtually indestructible, runs off unlimited clean energy cells, and is specifically designed to devastate death stars.

 

We just successfully demonstrated its awesome power by blowing up the moon.

 

[Ashley] That's no moon!

 

And Endor by accident.

 

[bear] My bad, sorry, there was an ant in my suit and I flinched.

 

Consequently Bear was banished from the surface of the Earth and low orbit.

 

[bear] I'm staying in an impossibly large ark that has a small issue of a red dragon running about, but nothing my suit can't handle. Just until Ashley subjugates the entirety of the Earth.