The Long Story of Nonsense

[Guest]

Then the space zombies infect the gnomes, now we have time traveling gnome zombies.

[Redacted System]

The time travelling zombie gnomes decided to go back in time to kill one of the storytelle- *dies* Take that, N!

[Guest]

Then all of ~*dead*

[Redacted System]

Then, all of a sudden... *suspense builds up* ...

nothing happens.

Yet the story continues.

[Michen_S]

Oh great. Everyone who ever posted in this thread is a ghost now.

 

In the meantime, a necromancer has gone rampant and resurrected even more zombies.

[Redacted System]

These zombies are easily identified as being teenagers with hoodies with earbuds in, using their phone and walking around without paying attention to their surroundings.

[Tanaka Kanade]

...so said a fallacious news report, causing vigilantes to murder innocent teenagers.

[Guest]

But they were decoys for the illuminati, so the hoodlums became unwittingly drafted into the new world order.

[Michen_S]

The situation got even worse when robot pirates came out of nowhere and started to capture all the frogs on this world, only to put them in cages on a floating ship.

[Guest]

That was good because they'll all just die here anyway. (Reference Debbie Downer) But there is good news, they solved our pollution problems. By devastating 98% of the surface of the earth by orbital bombardment. Then they systematically mined the rubble, taking valuables and trash alike, thanks Robot overlords! ^.^