The Long Story of Nonsense

[Tanaka Kanade]

They used some strange technology to turn all of the valuables and trash into a new moon!

[Guest]

The glorious trash moon was a putrid yellow/brown in the night's sky.

[Redacted System]

But then, all of a sudden,

began to come out of the trash moon...

[Guest]

Then it got

as the sky became filled by thousands of large winged shapes, descending upon the remnants of the largest civilizations in Earth's history.

 

(sorry, it's unnecessarily dark inside)

 

We heard the voice of the livings creatures saying, “Come.” We looked, and behold, winged ashen horses, dark and menacing; and on each who sat on it had the name Death, a robed figure with dark eyes; as if Hades was following with them. Authority was given to them over the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and unleash the wild beasts of the earth upon those who were left behind.

 

 

The world was once again barren of life, and from nothing sprung life, from life was evolved all the creatures both flora and fauna who shared the spark of life; and thus restarted that unending and indestructible drive to improve and the cycle to continue.

 

...

 

You pull off your headset, set down your controller and think, dang, I didn't expect that ending, let's play again.

[Tanaka Kanade]

This time, you make all the opposite choices and somehow get the same ending!!

[Guest]

Then you rage quit, friggen EA! never again, again!

.

[Redacted System]

Then you find an advertisement for some indie games made by some lunatic. It says most of the good ones have multiple endings, but only one in each is actually canon. Then you decide to get one.

[Tanaka Kanade]

But when you start playing the game, that's when they appear...

[Redacted System]

An army of MISSINGNO. suddenly attack!

[Guest]

All are destroyed by falling brimstone from a local volcano.