my rock tulpa

[Josh]

"We're pulling for you, Rick. Don't give up."

[American Dash]

Lyk dis if u cri evrytim

 

Ever. Damn. Tim.

[xPhiROCKOLiAx]

yes the rumrs are treu

 

rick is finally ded ;_;

 

i will tell u the storie now

 

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right

there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of

a town called Bel-Air

In western Pennsylvania j born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most

of my days

Chillin' out, relaxin', acting all cool,

And all playing some football outside of

the school

When a couple of guys, who were up to

no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got one little fight and my mom and dad got

scared

And said "You're moving

with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I Begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me

my ticket

I put my walkman on and said I

might as well kick it

First class yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne

glass

Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like?

Hmm this might be alright

But wait I hear a prissy, booze, wine all that

Is this the type of place that they should send

this cool cat

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of

Bel-Air

Well ah the plane landed and when I

came out

There was a dude, looked like a cop,

standing there with my name out

I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got

here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning

disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came

near

The license plate said FRESH and it had

dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab was rare

But I thought nah forget it "Yo homes to

Bel-Air!"

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes

smell ya later"

I looked at my kingdom I was finally

there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

 

[Kadoh]

[Kadoh]

bump

xxx

[sushi]

Thanks for digging up this fossil, Kadoh.

[Linkzelda]

Now we can revel in these petrified remains.