How Honest Are You?

[Avalanche]

A: No, it's bollocks, but you can bodge the shitter with microcol and you're sorted. It's still a twat, but it won't dick around with your existing software.

 

Q: So it's still a twat, but a flexible twat?

[Guest]

A: Yeah. Does the job if you don't mind fucking the chips.

 

Q: So... Paulene. Sell yourself.

[Avalanche]

A: I can work with Basic.... Java.... Pearl.... Python.... Hymen... people say it's a heap of shit, but it's quite good with graphics though.

 

Q: It's not though is it, it's arse. Now, is it arse because it friggs with your tickle TK, or is it arse because it buggers your F-Drives?

[Guest]

A: Uhh... Is it... that the language composition is a bit... b...?

 

Q: If you had to piss about with it, how would you bodge the bitch?

[Ripred]

A: I dont know. I dont understand. I dont anything.

 

Q: Why dont people ask real questions anymore.

[Avalanche]

A: Because IT.

 

Q: Move the loop to A?

[Guest]

A: Good. The loop's a prick. Move it.

 

Q: Convert to Perl?

[Avalanche]

A: Perls a piece of royal piss.

 

Q: The frigg with the prick 'til it's done?

[Guest]

A: Welcome aboard.

 

Q: Now can you please find us another video that we may incessantly quote the lines of?

[Avalanche]

A: I'll have a poke around.

 

Q: Will this do? Link in tuppers.