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Well, where I live, it's 12:16, and the world hasn't ended. Wow... Anyway, I've been forcing and stuff. I actually found the best set of traits in the Boy Scouts of America Law;

(in order)

Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean (don't need this one... Hygiene doesn't apply to the mind...) and Reverent. (replacing this one.)

I added that she would be sensitive (replacement for reverent.) yet mischievous, (which is canceled out by the sensitivity, or at least my definition of sensitive...) and being funny, because 'having a good sense of humor' is not really a single word...

I also have made her a nerd and a geek. Also mathematical and logical. Why? I said I needed homework help and assistance with Skyward Sword, right?

Look at me still talking when there's forcing to do,

when I look at her it makes me think of all you,

there is research to be done,

You've experiments to run,

for the tulpae who aren't yet alive... (like mine...)

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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Sooooo... I'm starting to large-scale narrate again, as I haven't been doing it solely for the past day or two... Personality and form have more or less been my main focus...

But yeah, I'm gonna be narrating. An update on what's happening around me as of late, I just watched The Hobbit 1 today and I occasionally made points to Kat about all the plot holes/book discrepancies/thing about how this movie has 40 FPS, yet how the CGI has somehow gotten itself to look like something from 1998/how comfy the seat is, and all that jazz.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Not much happened today, I just narrated whenever I felt like it, and occasionally, when I wasn't actually narrating, would simply acknowledge her as there, as I figure that's close to narrating, right?

But yeah. No hour counts, no wonderland, just narration and personality. (Leaving it up to Kat... Gotta trust her non-ponyism...)

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

'Twas the night before Christmas,

and all through the house, (in this example, the house is an allegory for the human subconscious)

not a creature was stirring,

not even a... louse?

The stockings (neurons) were hung by the chimney (medulla oblongata) with care,

in hopes that a tulpa would appear there.

She didn't, so all the children (neurochemical reactants) were sad,

thinking that they had then all been bad.

The end.

 

But you know what? I didn't have my hopes up, I treat her as if she's sentient anyway.

And as an update, I have, yes, been narrating, continuously, even amongst family and friends, opening presents and watching Les Miserables...

I didn't know that Wolverine could sing... I also didn't know that Maximus could, or Catwoman for that matter...

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

QUICK RANDOM MATH PROBLEM!

22+47 equaaaaaaals?

69. Don't know why I put that there, possibly to lengthen my daily report, but anyhoo, (is that even a word?) today was narration gold (this report thing is getting boring, as it's the same thing per day...) because we 'renovated' the room above our garage, and by renovated I mean moved-every-single-piece-of-unimportant-****-up-there-so-that-the-area-under-the-floor-can-be-insulated-from-underneath-it.

No talking or interacting with outside forces, just inter-mingling with an imaginary friend.

Oo-rah.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

I cannot comprehend people who say that making tulpae causes headaches*.

It hurts to think? Excuse me? Do you not think often or something? "Well, I had some headaches yesterday while narrating, and, I was wondering..." Oh come on! How do these people exist?

Is it because they have some inner-voice issues? I honestly cannot even hypothesize about this!

*by the way, please don't take offense at this, it just makes no sense...

 

But anyway, just a little misunderstanding rant on behalf of all of the vocal thinkers, and not picture-thinkers out there, like me, who don't have a mind's eye as developed as those that do...

I am not being a jerk.

I am just being a jerk.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

People often get headaches from extended forcing sessions. If they out a lot of effort into thinking, then their blood pressure may raise sufficiently to cause a headache (unproven). For those with low blood pressure, or those who don't put much effort into forcing at a stretch, this doesn't happen.

So it is (or, believed to be,) overthinking...

Good thing I have low blood pressure... But then again, my ability to become rapidly pissed off at everything that moves, (or should I say curse?) won't keep that up for long...

Better force before I'm 56!

But yeah.

I've been.

You know.

Just like I always say.

"Oh yeah, he's been forcing, visualizing, ripping small animals to shreds and personality-ifying. Just a normal daily update, you know."

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Well happy new year everybody!

Right now, when this is being written, there is one guest reading, so thank you for reading this, to you.

Woohoo, happy Fiscal Cliff day!

But yeah, narrate. All that needs to be said, aside from my thanks to you, whoever reads this far into my report, for putting up with my terrible writing and humorous attempts.

So thank you.

My new year resolutions are to finish Kat this year, to [redacted]. [redacted], [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted]!

Woohoo! Let's get this year started everybody!

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

With the whole "get Kat finished by this year" thing going on, I'm gonna write 'narrate' on my hand, to remind my noble self to narrate, and if anybody asks why I have the word narrate on my hand;

"Well why don't YOU have narrate on your hand? Huh? HUH?" continuing the 'huhs' louder and louder until they leave me alone.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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