Flexionsensor January 27, 2013 Author January 27, 2013 really?? how do you know?? Because he's been banned, estimated, 30 times before. Aaanywaaay... Hamlet is possibly my least favorite book, ever. I understand his to be or not to be soliloquy, but his other speeches, well, if Folger's translations were covering a whole page of dialogue on the opposite page it would be fine, but if I can't understand what I'm reading, there's a problem. I have to read Hamlet for my HUMANITIES! class. I hate humanities. However, it DOES give me some good narration time, but I dread having to read it later on. Once again, nothing to talk about. Narration is sorta fun I guess, I mean, it's something you could take up as a hobby, but you'd have to work for it. It really does require conscious thought in order to do it, so it's kinda difficult to keep up for long periods of time... But I still hate Hamlet. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor January 29, 2013 Author January 29, 2013 I have a cold. I also have two midterm exams tomorrow, and my HUMANITIES class was tonight, the worst six hours of my life. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor January 30, 2013 Author January 30, 2013 Well, the midterm failxams went well, I hope... I could have really used the tulpa's supposed mathematical ability. That would have been glorious. But there are dreams that cannot be, yet. I at least got the conjugations right on the Latin exam I had, but Algebra? Nononononononononononononononoooooooooo... See, I have boiled math down to 1+1=2. That statement defines math, because if you think about it, if you know addition, you know subtraction. If you know both of those, you know multiplication and division, squaring, square root-inizing and everything, but this knowledge is fruitless when you CAN'T. APPLY. IT. ANYWHERE. But seriously, my panic, combined with my fevered body, spawned about 7 hours of complaining/narrating. I figure that every hour of narration is progress towards the achievable goal; Kat. Vocalization worries me though. I haven't read much about vocalizing a tulpa, because of the whole "never gonna get through narration thing." Once again, I'm not complaining. It's JOKING. Humor. Funny. Not really. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor January 31, 2013 Author January 31, 2013 MUFFINS. As a sick person who can barely move without having stabbing pains in his head, I crave muffins. I want muuuuuffffiiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssss. A while ago, I craved beef, but now, it is MUFFINS. I do not know how this relates to anything, but I want to put this point across, I want muffins. I found a little recipe, but since I'm sick, and the only other person in my family who can cook is away, I cannot eat muffins. MUFFINS. But yeah, as my brain was wracked with pain this entire day, I got approximately... Two minutes of narration done, and that's being generous. Sickness hurts. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Guest Anonymous January 31, 2013 January 31, 2013 Man, I harbor a serious dislike to your off topic-ness, but even more to how you insert about 2 line related to your tulpa and still stay safe. Ask your tulpa to try and deal with dem headaches. Helix and Pixel did that as a first sign of their sentience.
Flexionsensor February 1, 2013 Author February 1, 2013 Man, I harbor a serious dislike to your off topic-ness, but even more to how you insert about 2 line related to your tulpa and still stay safe. Ask your tulpa to try and deal with dem headaches. Helix and Pixel did that as a first sign of their sentience. I can't help that I cannot stay on topic, because this wouldn't be much of a read if I just said "Today I narrated. I didn't get results." I actually DID try to deal with the headaches, but to no avail, even though I was begging her to the entire day. The thing is, it's not just headaches, it's aching limbs, there is always one nostril I cannot breathe through, I am freezing, then ridiculously sweaty in seconds and I feel like I'm going through menopause. I wish Kat would stop the headaches, because in all honesty, they bother me the most. But yeah, if I stayed on topic, you'd be getting this; Hi.... five... Pretty sure it's five people who read these posts, I narrated today. I also... mentioned personality during a narration session... I, uh, I'm gonna show you what it looked like. Me: So, if you're an "intelligent" tulpa, does that mean that you're... Smart? I mean, with the whole "all tulpae are awesome at math and remember ALL" thing, does that mean you... Think more? Kat: .... Me: Okay. AUGH! OhGODITHURTSKATPLEASEHELPMEPLEASEOHGODOHGO- Oh. It's go-OHLORDINHEAVENGODHELPME[expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted] And that is basically what I did today. Well, I guess, I... Thought today. It's complicated. That is what I would like to spare readers from. Seriously, the majority of progress reports which actually FOLLOW the progress of the writer look like that. No offense to any of the... Five... I think it's five... continuous readers out there who did that. But seriously, if it looks like that, I won't be able to keep this on the first page like I try to do. Unfortunately, today was off and it was on the SECOND page. I need things to write about, and muffins is the topic we all look for. If you want it gone from the progress reports, move it to off-topic. I'm not recommending this, but to each his own. HAPPY NEW MONTH! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 2, 2013 Author February 2, 2013 So to please Jimmy and my other four readers, I have decided to focus the major point of this post to the rather large update I have. No this update does not, in fact, contain news of sentience. I, am hungry... No, no, that wasn't it... AHA! I was going to tell you about my big day of narration that I hold myself in high esteem over! From 1 o'clock AM to 11:05 PM, I have been talking to myself like a schizophrenic for a record amount of time! Not that I counted... Because I didn't... I explained how to spot and cook the perfect steak for Kat! And taught myself/her math using the method I mentioned earlier. And I complained about sickness. I also fell asleep. but that's another story. And a dull one at that... So yeah, I got a lot of narration done, but no results, so here's why I think that. Iiiiiiii think that this is a result of minuscule narration session syndrome. I don't narrate enough, so what I'm going to do, is attempt to double my narration time! I will re-write The Holy Narrate, and set forth on my quest for the ultimate tulpa-mancer-ing this earth has ever seen, no matter the cost of improper grammar and made up words! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc February 2, 2013 February 2, 2013 User(s) browsing this thread: Flexionsensor, jean-luc, 2 Guest(s) Your other 4 readers Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Ginyu February 2, 2013 February 2, 2013 Oh come on, I lurk this thread on a bi-weekly basis, it's just that I don't post ever because I can't relate to cooking steak and muffin cravings... Also, isn't it odd that guest are always browsing the PR's? They're either closet-tuppermancers or too lazy to sign up.
Flexionsensor February 3, 2013 Author February 3, 2013 Oh come on, I lurk this thread on a bi-weekly basis, it's just that I don't post ever because I can't relate to cooking steak and muffin cravings... Also, isn't it odd that guest are always browsing the PR's? They're either closet-tuppermancers or too lazy to sign up. NO MUFFIN CRAVINGS? Lord you need to get your priorities strait. I think that these guests are tulpa people... Actually, I'm going to call them all Tulpeople from now on, tulpeople who fear posting/want to do a PR summary in the end, which is a popular decision. Not everyone has the COURAGE to become a member, but if YOU are a guest, reading this, then BECOME A MEMBER! I implore membership, which is why I violated my self-code by posting on the MLP forums. I have this thing about membership, seeing as the topic of this site is practically unknown, which is evidenced by our population. But yeah, I'm not a relateable person, possibly because I'm sooooo unique! Eehee! This is what I shall talk about today, apparently six readers! Today, I shall write of personality! Mine. I'll get to Kat's at the end. But not much. Basically, if I were to compare myself to anyone, it would have to be me. I can't name anyone who works out with me, because not only are my traits determined by mood, but time, meal base, light level, temperature, how much my jaw hurts *this is actually a big factor* and multiple other factors which would take up, if placed on a paper, a stack long enough to stretch to Uranus (NO. BAD BOY.) and back. Basically, like most humans, I am very personality-inconsistent, but me more so, but less than a bipolar person. It's complicated. So let's start, and take up a page's worth of data. I test differently on each personality test I take. I can't even remember, so I'll list myself like I would a tulpa. I am usually calm, such as when I'm doing math or spending eight hours on the internet. However, if something is off or bothers me, I will, WILL act in blind rage and attempt to criticize it verbally, (more than likely in my head,) or if it is really irritating, beat it senseless. This always fails, but the criticizing normally works, because unlike many people, I hide intellect unless I argue. This is on purpose. I am a rather easily irritated person, as evidenced by the above's whole "quick to anger and quick to speak and hates everybody." I love debate. I also almost never lose, because I have logic, evidenced by the fact that I never lose, because I have logi- wait... I lie. I have no qualms about lying to people, and won't even look away or make "microexpressions" or react in any way. I love this part of me. Secrets make up my life. For instance, I would never tell anybody that I was a tulperson. Ever. In fact, I wouldn't tell anybody that I've seen practically every show ever made, yes, even my little pony, but only the first three episodes, because I didn't particularly enjoy the show, because I have different tastes than most people, even though I am... A ridiculously easily entertained person. I have watched practically every show out there. Almost no exceptions! Green Acres? Dragonball Z? Lost? Hogan's Heroes? Or was it Kelly... I think it was Hogan's... I love hearing myself talk more than almost any other noise. I love music. All of it. Except for pop, rap and all forms of metal. Me no ADHD. Me hyper though. Just for fun. I utilize my ultra hyper skills to block off self-irritation and with it, possible mutilation of other subjects, by being ridiculously annoying. It entertains me, and it gains a social standing as "that kid." Over-analyzing things is fun too. It helps me argue. My thoughts are fevered with food. Fooooooooooooooooo- Cuteness is my weakness. One kitty and I slip into a baby speaking wimplike state where my physical weakness is easily exploitable. I don't care what others think. What am I saying! I LOVE what others think! I couldn't live without the assurance that others might be obsessed with my existence! I dream of the day I am featured on every web article, every meme! EVERY SINGLE UNREALISTIC DREAM REVOLVES AROUND MY PERSONAL IMAGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't keep writing all my personality contradictions, so what you can describe me as is a bipolar sociopath liar histrionic person thing. Kat is my opposite in almost every way. She is OBEDIENT, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful, thrifty, brave, sensitive and intelligent. The intelligent part is the part that doesn't contradict. Whoo, so that's my post. If you don't like it, don't read it. I basically compared my personality to Miss tulpa, just for fun. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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