Flexionsensor January 10, 2013 Author January 10, 2013 I narrate, therefore, I am. This defines my forcing as of late. Now I realize that since saying this over and over again is boring and you probably want to run from this blog as far as is physically possible, I have decided to tell you all what I narrate about in detail. Mathematics. I talk about mathematics and politics. String theory and, (using this as a method of concentration as I mentioned a few days ago,) *gulp* General Relativity. I also talk about how stupid everyone is, and my most common startout phrase is "Kat, this is ridiculous." I might seem condescending, but for some reason, everyone has been condescending to me,so it's a conde... con.... uh...... Condensed? No..... how you say, 'relationship of mutual condescending-ness and criticism which ends up in the steady regression of reputation and friendship.' This is also a topic of my constant attention. Also, facts of my life and personal... plans. hehehe... heheHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!! And now you know. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor January 11, 2013 Author January 11, 2013 Alors oui, aujourd'hui, j'ai simplement continué à raconter tout génial comme, alors j'ai décidé de vous le dire en français, avec un grand merci à Google Translate. Katrina n'est pas là en ce moment, mais j'ai décidé de croire en elle, et laisser à elle de se révéler. Sur une note plus sombre, je pourrais avoir pneunomie, mais je ne suis pas sûr à ce sujet. Fondamentalement, toux toux, ack ma poitrine me fait mal, ooh, je suis fatigué ... Mais vous ne faites jamais confiance WebMD, donc je suis sûr que c'est juste une infection qui passe peu. Sur une note brigher, j'ai juste commencé à écrire le deuxième projet de mon livre de science-fiction, [nom du livre est censuré]! N'est-ce pas incroyable? Oui, je suis grand et habile à utiliser Google Translate. Te prosternes devant moi. Ah oui, et si vous mettez cela dans, bonne chance effectivement faire quelque chose de cohérent de sa traduction de merde .... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc January 11, 2013 January 11, 2013 So yes, today I just kept telling all as awesome, so I decided to say it in French, with a big thank you to Google Translate. Katrina is not there right now, but I decided to believe her, and let her be. On a more somber note, I could have pneunomia, but I'm not sure about this. Basically, cough cough, ack my chest hurts, ooh, I'm tired ... But you never trust WebMD, so I'm sure it's just a little infection that goes. On a brigher, I just started writing the second draft of my book science fiction, [name of the book is censored]! Is not that amazing? Yes, I am tall and good at using Google Translate. Worship me. Oh, and if you put it in, good luck actually doing something coherent translation of shit .... I'm assuming that's what you attempted to say. Trying to make it awesome by putting it in french, but through google translate, is like showing off a video card you borrowed from a friend and don't have the drivers for.That was the best analogy I could think of. Basically the fact that you used Google Translate makes it annoying instead of cool in any way. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor January 11, 2013 Author January 11, 2013 I did it in GT because it's irritating and I'm running out of amusing material and it's funny to think of people getting THAT bad of a re-translation. I mean come on, it's got the worst vocabulary ever! And I actually do speak French, It's just that I have no way to type all those little hyphens and crap above the letters. "Yes I am tall".............. Wow Google. Great. GREAT! Not TALL! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor January 12, 2013 Author January 12, 2013 Kayoay, ouyay bviouslyoay ontday njoyeay oogleGay ranslateTay, osay Iay avehaye ecidedday otay ebay wesomeay ndaay eportray nia igpay atinlay osay ouyay ancay eapray hetay enefitsbay foay notheraay anguagelay, hilstway otnay avinghay ethat ifficultyday foay aay hittysay anslationtay! atKay siay otnay espondingray, utbay Iay avehay onay ualmsqay boutaay tiay. ouYay eesay, Iay maay ryingtay otay elievebay niay atKay oremay, osay Iay ancay ctuallyay avehay omesay ogresspay, osay 'mIay orking noay ethodsmay otay onvincecay ourselfyay foay hingstay ouyay ubconsciousleysay ontday elievebay! 'llIay ostpay aterlay noay! hanksTay! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc January 12, 2013 January 12, 2013 >Benefits of another language. Like? Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor January 13, 2013 Author January 13, 2013 I dunno, make one up! I schemed and schemed and schemed, but I have not, and cannot, find a way to convince myself. I have the hypothesis in my head, that I developed in my restless sleepy-time, of which the brain convinces itself that tulpae exist and simulate them, but this theory only makes me think that they don't really exist, but are a delusion, and that is probably not good, due to the whole thing being about believing in them... So I am at an impasse. ****. Well, I guess I should just keep on searching. *sigh* My advice to new tulpaforcers/mancers, never, ever read into tulpae until AFTER they are finished. I suppose it would be easier to make another after the first... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc January 13, 2013 January 13, 2013 "Reality is the story the mind tells itself...a truth so strange it can only be lied into existence." -Doug Rattman(Portal) Tulpae are just as real as me. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
waffles January 13, 2013 January 13, 2013 You should quit the attitude that belief is everything. It isn't. You don't have to believe your tulpa is sentient for it to be so, just treat the tulpa as sentient. Even that's not necessary, and you could follow the guides without expecting any results and still get some, likely. You haven't been narrating long enough. That's the problem here, not belief.
Flexionsensor January 14, 2013 Author January 14, 2013 Well I can't deny anything that a person named waffles says, (even if he's missing his awesome confused pic...) and I can't figure out for the life of me how the heck belief can be simulated, so I guess I'll just be doing what I'm doing. One question though, were you a bit skeptical when you started? Or were you confident? I'm pretty sure all the bronies were in firm belief, because the prospect of their obsession becoming real is probably as exciting as getting a portal gun for your birthday. Oh wait, that's MY obsession... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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