Flexionsensor February 8, 2013 Author February 8, 2013 My computer has been so slow lately, that I just had to purchase RAM for it. I'm not even kidding, I just spent 50 dollars on something to make my computer work better. Unfortunately, this move will eventually remove most of the narration options/complaint opportunities from my every day life. Fortunately, I'll finally be able to use normal render distance on minecraft, but that's another story. I narrated today. It was fun. I mean, I narrated about my RAM, my brother finally getting a job, which he has said he was going to since he was 16, I narrated about stuff I might add to my [sensitive personal information that may or may not give hints to my actual identity which I am in no danger whatsoever of having revealed, nor having any consequences if it is, redacted] and all that jazz. I also asked more questions this time, which I've noted is probably a good idea to do more often. All in all, it was an average day. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc February 8, 2013 February 8, 2013 Maybe you shouldn't use the things in life that bug you as most of your narration material, Or perhaps try and think of how it should be instead of why it's bad. Then again, I'm not exactly an expert. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor February 9, 2013 Author February 9, 2013 I tend to talk about things which are currently happening or I am planning. Also things that I absolutely must have, such as filet mignon, and that RAM update. I'm still going on about that. And I do actually talk about the future, in fact today, I was actually going on about the RAM issue, here's a transcript from 1 oclock AM: Me:Dear Lord it's not loading. Oh God Kat it's not loading, oooh [redacted]. Come on... COME ON... [REDACTED]! [REDACTED]! [redacted][redacted][redacted] [...] Kat: ... Me: [redacted!!!] Oh Kat how glorious it would have been if I only had more RAM... [REDACTED] that I don't. Oh my God. [redacted]. I think my tendency to overreact to specific circumstances isn't helping my whole "perfect personality" aspirations. Frankly, I might be ruining her with my narration. Oh well, I can't suppress who I am. Although, I might be able to work around this issue in personality... Brainstorming... I'll be on in TONIGHT! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
waffles February 9, 2013 February 9, 2013 You can't really 'damage' a tulpa by telling them about things that annoy you. There's no point censoring what you're going to say, since that's impractical in the long run.
Flexionsensor February 10, 2013 Author February 10, 2013 You can't really 'damage' a tulpa by telling them about things that annoy you. There's no point censoring what you're going to say, since that's impractical in the long run. THANK. YOU. This has been my fear since the tulpeginning. (Note: These random, stupid words are memorials to Fede, who, to my knowledge, is responsible for calling tulpae tuppers, and that is my excuse. Feel free to rage.) I just wrote an incredibly detailed and long post about how horrible a person I am, and how Katrina's a sort of desperately made "Anti-Elijah" in which I hope to see redeeming qualities in so that I know I'm not THAT bad, but I decided that you guys wouldn't want to read that, so I'm not posting this. Thanks for reading what I write though! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 11, 2013 Author February 11, 2013 I've been thinking about this a lot: If I ran into any of you people at any point IRL, you wouldn't know me. I've also been trying to coax a reaction out of Katrina to affirm my ultimate joy. Seriously, I need to learn to manage my tulpiming. (once again, fede.) I guess I'll just have to be more patient. This is a pretty short post. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 12, 2013 Author February 12, 2013 A Letter to the Late Tom Swift: You really hate people, don't you? Your reader, Flexionsensor Anyway, today I was dragged into... HUMANITIES... If anybody else has taken a humanities class, they know the torture of having a class so easy, it's offending, but so LONG that you want to rip your ears out, stomp them on the ground, peel them up, mix them with half a pound of ground beef, a dash of garlic and Worcestershire sauce and cook in a pan until the patties are nice and brown. Moving on, I reap the benefit of this class easily though, since it is so easy that I can just ignore whatever useless baroque architecture crap the teacher's rambling on about and just sit there in a large classroom and talk to myself in my head in the hopes of simulating a mental illness. Totally creepy, but at least it's effective! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc February 12, 2013 February 12, 2013 talk to myself in my head in the hopes of simulating a mental illness. You just won a spot in my signature. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor February 13, 2013 Author February 13, 2013 You just won a spot in my signature. Thank you. It is an honor to be adorned on each of your posts. I feel good about what happened today. My midterms came out well, I finally got around to narrating about people I hate and generally having a good time. Narration was fine today, as I just said, I finally got to hate on a person with another person, albeit a non-responsive one, DURING CONVERSATION with that person. Overall, today was a success. I've also started to write "narrate" on BOTH my hands. I just feel like it's more effective when I've got the words written there, regardless of my hand-narration association. Meh. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 14, 2013 Author February 14, 2013 Yay! This is my 100th post! [video=youtube] Don't expect me to go away any time soon, I'm here to stay. Just throwing that out there... So yeah, I think I'm not really posting much off topic material lately, it's mostly been updates on my narration, so I'd just like to say, it's probably easy to pick me out in public, after all, I'm the only guy around with "narrate" written on both of his hands. I don't really not care though. I'm just doing this whole "get back to [redacted] posting," because JIMMY IS BACK. I didn't know about that until today.............. I also got that order of RAM that I needed, and it turns out that my theory was correct! I am awesome, just saying. I enjoy reading the off-topic posts more than other posts for some reason. I suppose it's because of my awful attention span, which is exactly why I can't remember what the sixth dimension in M-theory is, but I'm going off of topic here. Oh wait! This post is already off topic. When I was only 9, my parents took my brother and me to a new beach called Sea Mist Resort. It had great waves and was overall a nice beach. THEN, I was ungracefully dragged out to sea by a riptide, because the ocean is a [redacted]. So, being only nine, I neglected to realize that swimming sideways was the way out of this situation, and so, while I sat there calmly, because I don't really fear anything except old men, my mother pleaded with the life guard to save me. THE LIFE GUARD WAS TOO SCARED TO COME OUT. So you know who had to save me? That's right! An old man. [redacted]. Thank you for returning to us, Jimmy. This post was dedicated to you. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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