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So lately, my older brother was accepted into college. He is going to Liberty University, and I am laughing my [redacted] off. See, my brother recently lost his 'girlfriend,' to her dad, who hates him, even though he meets all of this man's ideals, so my brother has become a ladies man, in a sort of 'get back at her' deal, even though he knows it's her dad, so since like 70% of all Liberty students are female, he's considering this a win-win. The thing is, he wants to guilt her into dating him, after 4 years. Of dating. (I never say this to him, but my brother can really, really get girls to crowd around him). So whereas he knows it's her dad, and she's not even GOING to college because of her dad, which is ironic, and he hates him, my brother thinks he can get the girl by doing exactly the opposite of her dad's beliefs.

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And yes, I've been narrating.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Meat. I crave meat.

Tonight, I lie here, hungering for meat, for this cruel family of mine has recently purchased multiple beef products, but refuses to cook them. This baffles me, and if Kat could respond right now, it would probably baffle her too.

I love beef. Chicken is starting to get on my nerves, but beef, oh BEEF!

As you can see, I'm running out of things to talk about without saying "I narrated today. It was fine."

So anyway, I narrated today. It was fine.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Once upon a time, there was a guy... This guy got a ridiculously huge amount of narrating done one day. He was happy.

Basically, today is a "school day," one of the days I go to the Land of Sorrow that is a Community College, and listen to people talk about boring stuff. Tuesdays and Mondays are my only two days I have classes, so I do homework the rest of the week, and one of them is.... A HUMANITIES class. (sob sob, cry cry.) Basically, it is a bloated 3 hour class from 7-10 and it is REALLY good narration material, especially because I can still listen whilst narrating, and critique the teacher's intellect via said narration.

Hooboy, I hate/love THAT class...

So yeah, I think I just gave a growth spurt with today, even though there aren't any results yet, if I continue this pattern, I might see results pretty dang soon.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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I just posted a "come to our community" letter on the MLP forums. I've never felt so self-violated in my life. It was for the best, though. There were literally TWENTY THOUSAND VIEWS on that post. Compare that to the, uh, 2300 some users on our site, I think I did some good.

I hope this yields a lot of members, as a lot of attention is pulled there, and a lot of people are afraid of demons entering their body, blah blah blah. I'm a Christian and even I don't believe that! To each his own, I guess.

But yeah.

I didn't really narrate today, much, I guess I did, I'm hoping to narrate more tonight...[/i]

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Guest Anonymous

oh god

more ponies

oh god

more ponies

 

Well, at least more people will hopefully join. It's not like there wasn't an enormous presence/overpopulation depending on how sophisticated you are, already.

Bronies are people too, just with an odd obsession.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Guest Anonymous

Oh certainly, the advertisement is great.

 

Hah, on second thought I'm just being an ignorant fuck. Mind me, it'd be nice to have a little more variation to balance out the overpopulation, no? Then again, beggars can't be choosers. Hmph.

Well, I get one week away from college algebra, due to midterm exams, and I get on to procrastination! Ah procrastination, I love you so, you make me run, you make me go! I get that this is terrible for you. I am just lazy.

I feel sorry for Fede. He got perma banned, if you didn't know, but he'll inevitably be back. However, I don't want to get banned as well, so I'm lucky I have moral qualms about cursing. Except around my brother, because he deserves it.

But yeah, as you can see, I have officially run out of things to write about, so here's a transcript from a narration session.

"Oh [expletive deleted], midterm midterm midterm midterm, Kat you need to be alive NOW! I need you to REMEMBER! Oh Lord... Uh...

Now how should I build this castle... I don't have mossy cobblestone... Maybe I'll look it up... Oh wait, I'm narrating! Uh, hi Kat. How's it... How's it going? (beat) No reply? Yeah, I'm in that mood too."

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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