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So today, I went and unconsciously wrote narrate on my hands. I didn't even think of it, but I did it. I then proceeded to neglect narration because I was so weirded out by this reaction. So basically, narration has been low today, and I'm not proud of that.

Seriously, it may be counterproductive to write "narrate" if it doesn't even serve as a reminder!

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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Today, once again, I delved into the recesses of my mind to scrape away layers of evil debris from the gold coin that is Katrina. Although the true color of her glorious form has yet to be uncovered, the foul waste which binds her slowly fails and chips away so that I might one day gaze upon her and show her that I, I am a huuuuuuuuge jerk.

Seriously, today I narrated a bit and had no results. I'm just finding more colorful ways to say that. It must be boring to read this post. I'm GLaD I'm not you. But you're probably hating me for using an outdated reference, so we're even.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

What? Hating you?? PORTAL IS AWESOME AND IS NEVER OUTDATED

 

also that was quite entertaining to read. I like your way of re-saying the same thing. Some would give up and just stop posting, but you, you push forward, and force creativity.

 

I'm quite GLaD to have read this, along with the 7 other readers (I saw a new guy in the 'users currently viewing this thread')

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Once again Jean-Luc, thank you for being so faithful to this wretched place.

Also, today I learned that Pleeb decided to make it so that all off-topic posts don't count on your post count thingy on the side. Now I have 95 including this one. Interesting tidbit, but poor Jimmy and others who wanted to surpass Fede-Lasse in post number.

So back to the overall topic of this thread. I'm going to make this part short. Basically, my narration was minute this day compared to days of similar weather and events. Possibly because my parents went on a "date" or because I decided to stay up past 2 whereas I've been trying to reset my sleepy time to 1, I don't know. I just didn't do much today, and I want to do more tomorrow, so I'll have to muster up all of the willpower I have. So basically tomorrow's going to be the same as today, since I'm sooooo weak in terms of willpower. And physical weakness. I'm not really a strong person in either terms. Still, the whole of my narration sessions today went rather nicely, given that I was not caught up in any inconvenient circumstances of which to complain of inside my head.

Well that wasn't exactly as short as I wanted it to be... o_q

Still, I learned of something new, how servitors can be awesome! Seriously, after Kat, I don't want any more tulpae, but SERVITORS... What could be better than a slightly-sentient, completely Elijah-dependent being who cannot express any opinion whatsoever? A lot, actually, with that definition, but according to Glitch, there are a lot of... interesting sorts...

A HUD servitor can confer a number of practical benefits on the user including monitoring energy levels, realtime motion radar, tracking your schedule, accessing your information base and more.

I love it when people do research. Seriously, there's nothing possibly cooler than having a completely mental personal assistant. Just saying, after Katrina, I'm totally doing this. And the best part is, after that, I'll totally be done disrupting the "peace" in my brain. Ah, planning ahead...

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Still, I learned of something new, how servitors can be awesome! Seriously, after Kat, I don't want any more tulpae, but SERVITORS... What could be better than a slightly-sentient, completely Elijah-dependent being who cannot express any opinion whatsoever? A lot, actually, with that definition, but according to Glitch, there are a lot of... interesting sorts...

I love it when people do research. Seriously, there's nothing possibly cooler than having a completely mental personal assistant. Just saying, after Katrina, I'm totally doing this. And the best part is, after that, I'll totally be done disrupting the "peace" in my brain. Ah, planning ahead...

Seconded.

Living my life with a HUD would be unimaginably awesome. I mean, already having a tulpa is incredible, but HUD's are just so sweet!

Don't you just LOVE it when your CFL lightbulb stops working, and you accidentally drop it whilst inspecting it, and end up spilling mercury everywhere and have to clean it yourself because everything is wrong with the world? I'm not sure if I got everything. I probably will have a massive explosion of mental illness. OH WAIT! Haha...

Anyway, in case you didn't realize this earlier, I start most of these posts with "anyway."

Recently, I spoke to myself just as I always do, but THIS time, I was PANICKING! I suppose that was inspired by my hair being filled with glass and my bed being polluted with shards of florescent interior awfulness. I am not squeamish about "gross" things. I just don't like the fact that Isaac Newton went mad for about two years due to mercury expiriments. I understand that a CFL only has 4 milligrams of mercury, but you can't be too careful. But all this excitement made a lot of good narration for me.

This was a rather off topic post.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway, in case you didn't realize this earlier, I start most of these posts with "anyway."

 

Yep. Totally.

 

My computer has been so slow lately...

I tend to talk about things which...

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THANK. YOU.

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I've been thinking about this a lot...

A Letter to the Late Tom Swift...

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Thank you...

Yay! This is my 100th post!

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So today, I went and...

Today, once again, I...

Once again Jean-Luc, thank you...

Don't you just LOVE it when your CFL lightbulb stops working...

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Anyway, I need to start setting up sessions for narration, rather than just doing it whenever I think about it... A five minute session every hour. Perfect. Oh look! There's the all-powerful "anyway!"

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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