jean-luc February 19, 2013 February 19, 2013 I'm GLaD I'm not you. But you're probably hating me for using an outdated reference, so we're even. You calling portal an outdated reference has been bugging me. Specifically because you were perfectly correct. It's annoying. Portal 3 needs to be made!!!!!!!!! Anyway, found this: http://imgur.com/gallery/RKlY4V6 Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor February 20, 2013 Author February 20, 2013 Anyway. So today, I kept to my "five minutes of narration per hour," thing quite nicely. Every time a class let out, (because Monday isn't my ONLY day of schooling, thank you very much,) on the hour, my inter-class period was not spent pondering what I just learned, but instead, working towards a commonly-conceived to be unhealthy goal. And the rest of my day was populated by Dr. Who, because why not? Still, I cannot but feel satisfied at my great "accomplishment" today. No no, there weren't any results, but at the very least I was able to keep to a goal for once. And THAT is an accomplishment to smile upon. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 21, 2013 Author February 21, 2013 Anyway. Today, well, you know. It's predictable at this point. Today, I...... Went to a meeting and socialized afterwards! HAHA! You were expecting me to type "I narrated... It was fun." Weren't you? WEREN'T YOU! But seriously, today was the day I listened to terrible line delivery, boring terms and hour counts and basically went to Hell. But I, I am different from the other fools at that meeting, I, I can talk to myself and not feel stupid! And in the process of self-socializing, I mocked those poor fellows out there who do not find solace in this site as I do. I occasionally reflect to my tulpa-to-be, that I came across this website by the biggest chance ever. If I had been selected to ski with another group that fateful day, I would not have had that conversation with Cole, and would not have been as intrigued as I am now, and would not have, under the influence of boredom, looked up the "tulpa" phenomenon he described. Chance, pure chance. Oh how I LOVE the way the world works. (This is another constant Katrina-narration topic in itself...) We all came across this site in a similar way. I was just thinking of this, since there's only so many ways to say "I narrated... It was fun." "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 22, 2013 Author February 22, 2013 Anyway. So lately, my schemes of narration have led me to the simple conclusion that I am narrating. I don't know what happened to that sentence, it sort of devolved into nonsense. Basically, summed up into two sentences: Today I narrated...It was fun. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 23, 2013 Author February 23, 2013 Anyway. If I was to make another tulpa, I'd name him, because it would be a him, Jacob. I love that name. However I'm NOT, because of the hassle of one. I don't want a non-gender-discriminating harem like Jimmy did at one point. I appear to be one of those "can't-force-within-50-hours" people anyway... My endeavors are currently fruitless. My attempts at increasing my forcing time do not work for long, yet still I strive to reassign my work ethic, piece by piece. Seriously, I take forever to get anything done. That will change! HAHA! My narration is only half of my issue which I shall fix. The other half will actually be fixed if my narration issue is fixed, so I'm in good hands; my own. So I tell you today, I narrated. I narrated incrementally, steady but surely. I narrated for the goal of completing my goals. By this post though, you surely must realize that I did not do all that I wanted to, I only communed to my latent self a few times this day. I shall fix this... TOMORROW! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 24, 2013 Author February 24, 2013 Anyway. Yo! You is a terrible word... Anyway, with the recent "working towards a better work ethic" decision, I acted by completing a take home test in record time! No, I didn't cheat, don't be a dick. So anyway, I narrated, as was usual, but my resolve helped me think of it more! Apparently a person who wishes to do something can do it when he likes! Ah the power of mankind. I suppose things like this are what keep me faithful and believing in tulpae. (That and the whole "why would pleeb keep and pay for a scam site for more than a year, supporting a really, REALLY bad joke" thing.) Nothing much to report today sirs, just that I got to eat steak cooked as I like it. I am satisfied. All I need is bacon tomorrow and I'm set for life! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor February 25, 2013 Author February 25, 2013 Anyway. Well this is an early post. I just changed my avatar, so I decided to tell you for no reason, because you can PLAINLY SEE that it is right in your faces, so I don't know why I had to tell you about it. Basically I have started to see results. Do you want to know how I got those results? Well, while I was narrating, I got an idea. I will make a document and sign it! Now this will be legally binding, and I shall name it the first tenant of "The Articles of Alleviation." Several documents I've been planning to make for private reasons. Now you're probably wondering why it will be legally binding. Because I have a second party signing. Once again, private reasons. So yeah, I guess I should rename this to "The Descent into an Adequate Work Ethic," at this point. Do Not View Congratulations then, you decided to break the rules. Well. That's not nice. I was just being awesome and decided to put a pointless spoiler here which is awesome. So here's another warning. Do not look at the next spoiler. DEAR LORD! You are insane. Do NOT look at the next one! This is the final warning here.You'll never be able to escape the fate which lies beyond the next message. Here is the last message! I like pickles. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Ginyu February 25, 2013 February 25, 2013 It keeps happening! You know, for as much as you say you don't get done, your progress report makes it seem otherwise. Actually, this is the first time I've heard of someone making a legally binding contract to attain a "better work ethic." Sounds kinda risky, but if it works...
Guest Anonymous February 25, 2013 February 25, 2013 >Date of Birth: 03-31-1998 (14 years old) Let me tell you, a year from now, you'll look back and wonder why you made such posts.
Lacquer February 25, 2013 February 25, 2013 >Date of Birth: 03-31-1998 (14 years old) Let me tell you, a year from now, you'll look back and wonder why you made such posts. Take heed of this, Logan's speaking from experience. What are you, 15?
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