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>tfw I have the forums set up to display 100 posts per page and you didn't directly link to the post

 

EDIT: oh dear god what the fuck

 

Oops... I thought I did... Well... Er....

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Anyway.

I narrate, therefore I a- Waitaminute! Daggonit I've already said that! Uh... I went on a walk to narrate today. This is when I learned that I have ridiculous narration habits. I think I broke several "No Trespassing" warnings though.

Not much for today then.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway. I'm not stopping this whole "anyway" thing. Thanks, Jen-Leuc.

Basically, my narration was more casual and spread out today than it has been, and I feel good about that. I wanna keep doing that.

 

Me: And that is why my brain is 80 milliseconds in the past! I feel awkward when I retell myself things I already know. Still, education!

Kat: ...

Me: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah M Theory blah blah blah.

 

NOTE: It is 18 days till my birthday. Prepare for the shitpost of the century.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

This post is not long. Today, I had an average day with average narration, and I really didn't need to post this, but I did anyway. Deal with it.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

Bad living conditions and horrible conversation of the meta-meta-meta-metaphysical with a friend basically sums up my weekend. Not gonna go into my narration health, since it wasn't special or anything. This is the invasion of teensy weensy ittie bitty posts.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

...Humanities... I hate that class. It drives me to literal madness, my right eye twitching uncontrollably, my brilliant mind being contorted by its incredible boringness. That class makes me want to narrate. I don't... Operate correctly in that class. Time doesn't travel at a consistent rate! All that I can do is attempt to increase my latent insanity by talking to myself, or risk DEATH by philosophy! Ranting is fun though. It will always be fun.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

ANYWAY!

HELLO! I AM TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS, BECAUSE THE CONTROLS ON MY KEYBOARD ARE STUCK THIS WAY, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. SO YEAH, I NARRATED TODAY, EVEN STEVEN. NOTHING REALLY INTERESTING WENT ON EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I AM BEHIND ON MULTIPLE ITEMS OF HOMEWORK AND MY KEYBOARD IS NOW LOCKED ON CAPS LOCK. I'M ALSO TOO LAZY TO press the shift key and hold it IT'S NOT REALLY THAT ADVANTAGEOUS AND IT HURTS MY WRIST. WELL, OKAY THEN... HAPPY NARRATING, FOLKS!

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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