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Utilizing obsequious language is acceptable, but only if you don't obfuscate the intention of what you mean to say by not taking into account your audience. Don't be a pompous, pretensions asshole with "big words".

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My apologies if this comes off as insensitive but, maybe you're using the 'big words' in the wrong context or have inadvertently mixed up their meanings/ got them wrong.

 

So out of curiostiy, what do you merp about?

 

 

No, they just don't understand. I know these because of a trip through the old dictionary when I was seven and continued treks through the "define" action of Google.

 

I merp of basically anything coming onto my mind. If I find a severed deer leg, (like I just did about seven minutes ago...) then I merp about it and laugh at the fate of the dead animal.

 

YOU SPELLED PRETENTIOUS WRONG!!! And remember, I only use these "big words" when I'm so pissed I let my vernacular slip.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

I am proud. Today, I had the possibly BIGGEST merping session EVER. Period, no exceptions. Literally a large fraction of the day, about 1/8th of it was spent on this wondrous action.

That is all.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

POST NO. 200!!! WOOO!!!

 

I'd like to thank you all for being with me for this record time. Oh wait, it's not my birthday yet. I can't shitpost. Shit.

 

So, in the stead of this potential shitpost, I'd like to just say one thing pertaining to the topic at hand. I merped today, it was fun.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

Tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Anyway, I'm being awesome just typing and merping and stuff. I've no real duty nor obligation today, so all I've got to really do is slowly destroy my mental stability. Typical day.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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