Flexionsensor April 3, 2013 Author April 3, 2013 The whole reason why Flex's tulpa doesn't respond when he talks is because he is too lazy to focus on her personality. Believe it or not, that's one of my major focuses. It's part of the point of this whole thing. I really focus on that. I AM lazy. You've got me there, but I'm NOT lazy on forcing. More than half of my day. Now about the shitposting: I actually attempt to avoid posting off-topic stuff here, but whenever I do, it can be summed up by my running sentence, "I merped/narrated today... It was fun." I'm not actually that interesting in terms of my forcing. (I was going to update some stuff here, what I'm going to change, but that's probably better for the nightly.) You have to admit though, since the last time you commented on the random stuff I post, I have gotten a lot better. I mean a LOT better. I actually warned people when I did my birthday-shitpost. Self-given present. I admit, I'm one of the worst, but I'm not THE worst. Actually, I probably am... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 4, 2013 Author April 4, 2013 Anyway. Ok, since there has been a discrepancy regarding the validity of my dedication to the institution of Katrina into my average days, I have a new arrangement to present; I shall be editing my method. At a set time per day, my most free area being 3:30-5:00 PM, at this time, I shall have a merp session of epic proportions. Typically I merp whenever I remember the fact that, "oh, I'm a tulpaforcer... I forgot..." and do so accordingly for perhaps 30 seconds to 10 minutes at a time. THIS WILL CHANGE! With this new schedule, I may actually be more interested if I actually make a wonderland. It seems to be rather popular and of more apparent significance to this community than other methods. Hence, my sudden decision to shift towards it. I'm thinking something along the lines of a laboratory. It fits my personality and SHOULD hopefully make an impact. The laboratory will be in a spaceship. Don't question it. In other words, this, Inside of this. [video=youtube] You're probably wondering why I didn't choose this method before. Well, I'll tell you why. My mind's eye is SHIT. I may or may not have a few issues caused by a certain umbilical cord choking me half to death immediately after birth, and then an allergic reaction to the medicine they just KEPT PUMPING IN ME FOR NO REASON, constricting oxygen flow to my brain... So I act weird and have trouble imagining things in 3d or in pictures. See also: The fact that I think in pig latin and involuntarily speak in a perfect British accent for no discernible reason. Thus, I will probably have a hard time with this, but the benefits should hopefully outweigh the effort. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 5, 2013 Author April 5, 2013 Anyway. Okay. As I mentioned before, my mind's eye is the shittiest of all. I can imagine things, picture them even, but no 3d. Or at least, very little. So in order to fully grasp the wonderland, I have sketched out a floorplan. One level, 19 rooms, infinite potential for the future. I may not have much of a mind's eye, but I don't deny my brain's awesomeness and astonishing capacity for a fuckton of shit. So, my major focus today so far was the formation of the wonderland. However, I DID do a bit of merping while designing, and I DO have a scheduled session which I didn't communicate earlier, from 1:00-2:00 AM, so I'm pretty good. On other news, North Korea threatens nuclear war on the United States, completely forgetting that they're the size of a fetus compared to it. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 6, 2013 Author April 6, 2013 Aaanyway. Despite my original thoughts and confirmation, 3:30-5:00 is NOT going to be available for me. Ever. Personal reasons, just know that I am switching my scheduled merping to 1:00-3:00. Ok, with that out of the way, I'd like to say that I am doing fine. I merped today... It was fun. Well, not MUCH, but you know... It was fun. For a merp session, since it was at another person's expense. Gosh I'm a horrible person. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Justin April 6, 2013 April 6, 2013 Hey Flex! Just got approved on the forum. Just wanted to say I enjoy your strings of randomness (seriously, if you're not in the mood just speed read to the relative parts ;P). Oh and by the way 1-2 am might be a bit late, depending on when you usually go to sleep ofc, because of the whole don't fall asleep forcing thing.
Flexionsensor April 6, 2013 Author April 6, 2013 Well hi, Justin. I couldn't figure out exactly what to put here, so... I think 1-2 is fine, since... Well, I don't really sleep much... But thanks for you concern! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc April 6, 2013 April 6, 2013 you don't really sleep much? I can't figure out if I'm jealous or pitiful. Sleep always feels like an annoying thing that gets in the way. But apparently it's also very bad. How much sleep do you usually get? Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor April 6, 2013 Author April 6, 2013 Optimal sleep for someone my age is 7-8 hours. I get as little as 4-6 hours. I'm lucky I don't have constant mental breakdowns... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 7, 2013 Author April 7, 2013 Anyway. Well, nothing new today. I suppose I'm getting used to a new method, but seriously, wonderland is ridiculously hard for me. 1-3 will work for the most part, but I may have to alter schedule occasionally. For people like Jimmy, I'll alert you when I do. I focused on mostly the mind's eye bit again. I'm telling you, it's SHIT. I also have a hard time sitting still. And no, before you ask, I don't have ADD or ADHD. Tested negative, actually... Basically, I find it hard to concentrate on something which is rather hard, and my merp content doesn't skip that point. I want to make Kat despise me. Not in that sense, I want her to work by personality to wish to better me. Even after she's sentient, I'll continue to merp in my typical way. That way, my first goal will be complete. But enough about important things! I can't believe I got in an argument today with someone else about the political powers of the queen of England. Seriously, how does that relate to me? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 8, 2013 Author April 8, 2013 Anyway. Sooo... Sore day... I hope to merp a lot later on, but my earlier scheduled 1-3 thing didn't work out. Specifically because I was wearing badass mickey mouse gloves and carrying an American flag because some random dude earned his Eagle Scout thingy. Yeah, I don't mean to brag, but the next scout to get that honor's probably gonna be me... Anyway, again... I set out today to be free, to merp! FOR HONOR! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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