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No, it is only appropriate when you bring yourself back to being on-topic with it.

No, it is only appropriate when you bring yourself back to being on-topic with it.

 

It is called satire. I know how anyway is used. I use it a lot, so I think I'm right when I say that I know that I know that I know how anyway is used.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

Whoopdeedoo I mistyped. Ah well, that's my fault I guess.

Merping was a major part of half of a quarter of my day, just like it is always. However, DEADLINE. CANNOT POST MUCH. NEED TO WRITE PAPER DUE TOMORROW. The king of procrastination gets his ass handed to him. Kill me now.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway. THIS IS YOUR FAULT JEAN-LUC!

I've been a good boy today, quickly losing my sanity as my evil stalker continues to attempt to make physical and verbal contact. I often dream about murdering her. Seriously, why don't YOU try to be stalked since you were 11 by a creepy extra-chromosome-laden potential-rapist-who-happens-to-be-several-substantial-years-older-than-you! You wouldn't last a DAY!

But I digress, the merping is strong with this day. I actually got a LOT of it in my rage! Ah, rage! How I love you so! (personifying negative emotions is probably not a good idea...) I've found that uncontrollable anger is one of the best catalysts for a merping session! Especially because my family assaults me if I retort with "big words" which I generally keep locked inside because everyone I know is confused when I say any word over three syllables. So I get to scream those internally! That's probably unhealthy, but then again, it's fun, so what can I say?

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

Just because it's fun now doesn't mean it will always be fun.

(Some people would say 'fun isn't always a good thing' which is a TOTAL LIE. Fun is always a good thing, but its also a good idea to plan ahead to have fun. un. n. . )

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Anyway.

My headphones curl irritatingly as I write this sentence, my mind wandering over literally everything which I don't need to think about right now. Spring Break, mothafucka! Four days till the ultimate shitpost and all is peaceful. Rest easy knowing that my ultimate dedication to this posting has not wavered, and I continue to inform you that yes, I merped today, and yes, it was fun.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Especially because my family assaults me if I retort with "big words" which I generally keep locked inside because everyone I know is confused when I say any word over three syllables. So I get to scream those internally! That's probably unhealthy, but then again, it's fun, so what can I say?

 

My apologies if this comes off as insensitive but, maybe you're using the 'big words' in the wrong context or have inadvertently mixed up their meanings/ got them wrong.

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