Splooshie123 March 31, 2013 March 31, 2013 Happy birthday, flex. I'm still waiting for the ultimate shitpost.
jean-luc March 31, 2013 March 31, 2013 Btw, Flexionsensor, do you actually have a flexion sensor? Like, have you ever actually touched one? Also obligitory [video=youtube] Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor April 1, 2013 Author April 1, 2013 Anyway, prepare for the shitpost of the CENTURY! Have you ever considered writing a book? Yes, and I've already started one. I actually like the way I've written, taking the styles of multiple famous authors from the past. The way I see it, books today are nearly devoid of all moral, and character development is very, VERY minimal. (Twilight, the Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter, etc. (Yes, the main characters in these extremely famous series ALL stay basically linear according to personality throughout their lives. I've read all these series (unfortunately) I know.)) So, using my INCREDIBLE skill, this summer I shall indulge myself in the sport of becoming an author of a series I have put MUCH thought into. I mean a LOT of thought. I procrastinate to think about this stuff. Each character is as humanized as I could make them. (forcing experience ftw!) They have flaws and perfections and contradictions just as much as a regular person. This characterization, combined with the depressing ultimate message (don't forget the characterization of EVERY. SINGLE. INSIGNIFICANT. THUG.) and the situation going from bad to worse to "dear fucking God" in seconds, I'd say I've got this. Incidentally, I'm listening to "carry on my wayward son" while writing this. So yes people, it's my birthday! YAAAY! The day I turn 15, and also the day my internet argument credibility goes up 50,000%! Also the day I first lay my hands on my very own XBox which very likely cost several hundred dollars of my family's middle class dollars, but who am I to complain? I get to kick my older brother's sorry ass in a video game for the FIRST TIME EVER (soul calibur 5, in case you weren't wondering.) Also, Mass Effect trilogy (prepare for another shitpost as soon as the third is done. I'm actually regretting this...) and to my chagrin, a game which should be rated like... X or something for its horrifying cover art, the fucking lego starwars collection. FUCK YEAH! HARDCORE GAMING! MLG-PRO ANTI-CASUAL FTW YOLO LOL MFW SPAGHETTI! I don't understand under what circumstances THAT seemed like a good gift, but okay... Seriously, my dad graduated with a 3.9 GPA from UVA with a masters in mechanical engineering and a ridiculously bright future in front of him. You know what he went into? He could have been raking in 400 grand per year with the credentials he had, and his genius intellect is nearly unparalleled in this whole country, so he decided to become a... CARPENTER. Kill me now! This guy has the ultimate work ethic and my undying respect, and he decided to build HOUSES? The housing market is easily one of the least stable sections of our economy, and he chooses THAT? I know a lady whose son is a mechanical engineer (degree I'm getting. I'm NOT making my dad's same mistakes) and he is 1% income totally-working-with-DARPA secret-government-classified material with a life that makes all of ours look terrible, and that could have been my dad. Well shit. Now we're in debt, all of our vehicles are falling apart and my parents have to write a history curriculum. Now, I know my life could have been a heck of a lot worse, but the potential it had, well, that simply makes me yearn. Multiverse, yo. Okay, done listening to Desperado. That's probably the source of the sad paragraph above. Just got back from the bathroom, left for a few minutes to wage war on the sebum glands in my face. If there's anything I needed for my birthday, it was a comedone extractor. It's Cesar Chavez's birthday today as well. Hm. Some time ago, I developed an unhealthy obsession with music. Not some "I love music" thing, I mean I don't go more than 2 hours without listening with music before I start to get aggressive. I have conversations with an earbud in, I memorized all the lyrics to every song on my iPod, even those in other languages, and even those written by Elton John! This has also led me to believe I may have some repetitive tendencies, since I listen to the same songs over and over and over and over and over again! I had ham today! I feel bad for Albatross. He left so badly. It makes me feel... Sad. With the 5,027 views on this, I wonder if Pleeb reads my PR. It would be cool. [video=youtube] God I love this song. It's stuck in my head all the time. Whoever does those Google art things must be like... The most viewed artist ever. Puff the Magic Dragon is a great song, but it sounds like a reference to smoking pot or something. Fortunately, Jackie Paper gets over his addiction in the end! They sing it like the Beatles mixed with Billy Joel. It's cool. Remember the song above? I redid the lyrics. I love the background! I love the blue header! I love the logo! I love all the tuppers! I love the whole site! And all its members 'round! (fat) Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! BOOM DE AH DAH! I love the PRs! I love otaku hicks! I love the bronies! I love reaction pics! I love the whole site! And all its craziness! Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! BOOM de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! I LOVE SPAGHETTI! I love the normal guys... I LOVE THE ADMINS! I love the way time flies! I love the whole site! It's such a brilliant place! Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! Boom de ah dah! Thank you for reading this post! And thank you for sticking with this AWFUL pr since December! I'm glad to have you! Shitpost: A post on a forum or messenger board that adds nothing to the topic at hand. I think I handled that pretty well. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor April 1, 2013 Author April 1, 2013 Housing market used to be pretty damn stable. I can vouch for the fact that it's not anymore. It may have been, but it's presently not. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc April 1, 2013 April 1, 2013 I love the background! I love the blue header! I love the logo! I love all the tuppers! I love the whole site! And all its members 'round! (fat) Boom de ah dah! ... All stand for the tulpa anthem Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor April 2, 2013 Author April 2, 2013 Anyway. MASSIVE PHYSICAL REACTION. Not really a sentience sign, but still. My voice today went to SHIT. I was having a normal day killing my brother over and over in soul calibur, when suddenly, I start speaking (not related to merping. I wasn't even THINKING about merping.) and my voice is in the weird british accent again! I can't control it. Thought I'd share, it doesn't relate to the whole topic. I merped about death today! I was stuck in... humanities... and we were discussing Frankenstein, (a topic completely unrelated to human culture, since this class is basically philosophy under the guise of... humanities...) so naturally I had to be forced to think about death the day after my birthday. Check it out: Me: I heard that when you die, your brain replays every memory it has up to seven times in order... Kat: ... Me: She's going on this whole "death is inevitable" thing... Oh, there's a clip from the Dead Poets Society starring Genie from Aladdin. Heh. Carpe diem sounds like fish deem. Fish deem what? Kat: ... Me: I need music. I'm fifteeen for a moment! I... Uh... Don't know the words... Dum dum dum blah blah blah a hundred years, to live! And that's what I did today! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc April 2, 2013 April 2, 2013 This needed to be a song so badly. So I made it a song. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blv2MqNFoz Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor April 2, 2013 Author April 2, 2013 This needed to be a song so badly. So I made it a song. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blv2MqNFoz YES. THIS. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Lacquer April 2, 2013 April 2, 2013 This needed to be a song so badly. So I made it a song. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blv2MqNFoz Well that sounded halfhearted. I'd try it, but I don't know when. Even better would be multiple people form here singing it. That doesn't change the terrible lyrics, though.
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