Flexionsensor May 3, 2013 Author May 3, 2013 Anyway. Nice day, not much happened except a further increase in my confidence. I think it's coming from the fact that the weather is nice, my school's almost over (...humanities... has a final exam on monday...) and finally, I think I'm just *this* close to sentience with Kat! I think... I hope... Dear Lord I'm basing this on my gut... This thought tangent's not being helped by the fact that Mozart's Requiem is being played in the background... Yes I listen to classical music on my iPod. Fuck you, that's why. So to reiterate, a positive emotion (which isn't invasive, nor is it profound or unmistakable,) is the definition of my exciting merp day. Speaking of merp, I clocked in around an hour today! Yeah! Actually, I don't know how long I merped, nor how long I will after I post this... Because my days are fluctuatory! That's not a word. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc May 3, 2013 May 3, 2013 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluctuatory Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor May 3, 2013 Author May 3, 2013 Well okay. It may be a word. So what? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc May 3, 2013 May 3, 2013 Trolololololololol Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor May 4, 2013 Author May 4, 2013 Yogurt Cannon move man... Yogurt Cannon move... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 4, 2013 Author May 4, 2013 Anyway. My tear ducts are seriously fucked up. I don't have active control of when they're going to start, and it gets in the way. Middle of a friendly conversation with friends? Cue random weeping. Taking a piss in a public restroom? Cue random weeping again. God I hate my life. Random biological tangents for the win! LOL ROFLMAO #mylifesucksandthishashtagiswaaaaytoolong YOLO SWAG!!1! So yeah, today: Merp in the morning, procrastinate on things I need to get done whilst merping, merp while criticizing parents for the same thing they're criticizing me for, merp whilst watching the Return of the King, merp while reading giant book. That's it. On an off note, I don't think I'm giving my wonderland NEARLY enough attention. I guess I'm a passive forcer then.... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 5, 2013 Author May 5, 2013 Anyway. Merping, merping, everywhere! Yaaaay! I merped on a tractor! I merped on my computer! I merped as I procrastinated! I merped about how I will [redacted]! Seriously, I've noticed that I named this "The Descent Into Insanity," and that's actually funny, since I've been noticing a distinct decline in my mental state as time goes on... This is furthered by the fact that I'm practically forcing DID symptoms on myself... THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 5, 2013 Author May 5, 2013 I understand that. DID involves doing things which you don't think you'd typically be doing, having wild mood swings and the like. I said that to be funny. It's actually closer to forcing schizophrenic symptoms, but not that much closer. I'ts sort of a colloquially incorrect use of a word to prove a point. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Lacquer May 5, 2013 May 5, 2013 no no no no no no nononononononononononono wrong on both accounts augh DID involves amnesia, literally switching personalities without notice, among others. Schizophrenia is loss of touch with reality, degraded thoughts, and uncontrolled thougts, among others. augh
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