Flexionsensor May 23, 2013 Author May 23, 2013 [align=center]Anyway. [/align] I decided to keep the "anyway" as it was. It looks cool. So merp merp merp your merp, gently down the merp! I've started telling jokes to Kat to see if she'll react, so if there's anything there, I should know soon. And yes, I merped, if you didn't catch what that whole pathetic song parody was for. Oh yes, I merped. Less than average, but I do a LOT of it in the first place, which is a claim that doesn't hold much water given eight months, soon to be nine... but I don't care at all, for I know it to be true! Yay me! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 24, 2013 Author May 24, 2013 ANYWAY I had a nice day. Not special, not really that exciting, but I had a nice day. Merped about casual things, although not as much as I would have liked, (I've noticed a distinct drop in my merp time which I'm gonna have to deal with...) it was applicable to pass as on the same caliber as some of my initial merp days. My mother is gone for a few days. Which means I had the day to myself. Yesterday I didn't have the day to myself and was being assaulted with an inexplicable barrage of chores. I blame these as factors in my recent lowered merp minute count. Yes, I was free for the day, and yes, this is a factor. Why? Because I function much worse when not under a stressful situation. That's right. I function better under stress. This is due to my natural trait and philosophy of screwing stress over and not giving a fuck, a trait which has led to numerous successes and several "A" level grades. You read that right. I am the god of college which every individual aspires to be. I had 7 homework-assigning classes and aced them ALL due to my cold, calculating, yet obnoxious character. And I want to change this WHY, exactly? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 25, 2013 Author May 25, 2013 ANYWAY You're reading The Descent Into Insanity, the 7th longest, 12th most popular by views and #1 most popular by time since created Progress Report on Tulpa.info! Written by the most humble, likable, mentally stable and on-topic individual to ever grace the Earth! ... Okay... Anyway, (heh) like yesterday, I didn't merp much, once again due to my overwhelming freedom. Tomorrow, however, I don't get that, and my mother should soon return to badger me with random shit all day, and thus, my merping should be back up to par! Yay me! I think my biggest merp sin recently has been watching Ghostbusters! HOW DO YOU MERP TO THAT MOVIE? HOW? I... I can't! I just get lost! It's not Forrest Gump material, but DAMN! It was a bad choice for someone who wanted to merp. Great choice for someone with taste though. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc May 25, 2013 May 25, 2013 It'd be interesting to actually hear you merp, do you think you could merp out loud into a mic and record it? Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor May 25, 2013 Author May 25, 2013 Heh, if I wanted everyone to be like, "why... Why is he talking to himself?" If you want to know what I merp, imagine this; A disgruntled, half-sane teenage guy who is convinced that all other individuals in the world are idiotic, and who is convinced that he is under watch by an infinite number of individuals breaching the multiverse, even though that is logically impossible. If that WERE possible, there would be an infinite number of inter-universal aliens waltzing into our universe at this very moment, even if the planet were being grossly overpopulated and flooded. That's because all chances would be constantly being taken and retaken Logically, the multiverse either, doesn't exist, or is unbreachable. There's some good old Flexy knowledge for ya! Now picture that disgruntled kid talking to himself about all his favorite topic; how stupid everyone else is and how he is sooo brilliant. It's not really that interesting, in the base. The reason that I don't make much of an effort to merp about new and exciting things is because; A, I may or may not be autistic, I dunno, and B, I read somewhere that tulpae can't really understand you until they become vocal. Thus, I don't need to deviate that much, and it should be helpful in the long run of vocalization. (learning a language is made easier with repetition.) In conclusion, if you really want to hear me be boring and repetitive, why not? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Guest Anonymous May 25, 2013 May 25, 2013 The reason that I don't make much of an effort to merp about new and exciting things is because; A, I may or may not be autistic, I dunno, and B, I read somewhere that tulpae can't really understand you until they become vocal. Can you remember were you read that? I never heard of that and it sounds a little like bullshit to me. You know, you both share a brain with the information about language.
Flexionsensor May 25, 2013 Author May 25, 2013 I don't know where I got it, but there was this thread about pre-vocal tulpae where people were saying that their tulpae were utilizing the speech to soothe themselves and stuff like that... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
jean-luc May 25, 2013 May 25, 2013 You really shouldn't blindly believe everything you hear on the internet. That's rule #1.5 of using the internet. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Flexionsensor May 25, 2013 Author May 25, 2013 I don't. That's why I stay off the meta board. It seemed reasonable enough, though... Meh. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor May 26, 2013 Author May 26, 2013 ANYWAY So today was far more satisfying than yesterday, as I predicted. I even got to merp in the woods, a pastime I rather enjoy. If only I thought to do it more... OKAY! New set up, I've just decided to add "do a mandatory merp/walk in the woods for around about an hour each day. I figure this should last longer than my rather unfortunate prior attempts at scheduled forcing, if you recall. And the reason for this is because of the innate lack of distraction in the woodsies, yaaaay! I just posted my 7th thread, about being a tulpa and how freaky and traumatic that must be. Whoopdeedoo. So basically, a nice day on par to one of those from before this week. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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