Flexionsensor June 4, 2013 Author June 4, 2013 ANYWAY Quite a day. I awoke, I merped, I ate, I merped, I screwed around on the internet, I merped, I plotted the destruction of the human race, I ate again, and I merped! All in all, a satisfying, uneventful day, regardless of the lack of results. Coincidentally, I have the ability to remember web URLs. Coincidentally with what? Well, coincidentally with what I was just thinking about two seconds ago, THAT'S what. This thread is going to go on forever, I hope you realize that. For after I finish sentience, I'm going to head on over to imposition and record that. Then, the LS. Then possession. So yeah, this maaay end up the longest PR on the site. Just to let you know. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Dr.Simmons June 4, 2013 June 4, 2013 Psssh who cares if it goes on forever? I could read this forever lol this is the most amusing thing I have ever read. By the time you acheive sentience, you're brain is going to explode from excitement, and all of that work would have been for nothing xD. But when you acheive sentience, you'll also be a hero to all of the people on the site who read your PR. "You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut ones eyes tight or open ones arms wide, either way, one's a fool" -A courtesy of NotQuiteSkeptical "I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't need you to!"
Flexionsensor June 5, 2013 Author June 5, 2013 ANYWAY Today I'm going back to the active merping, but this time, I'm going to do a mix of personality (less) and merping (more) in general. I guess I sorta have a pseudo-form for Kat at this point... Just for merping, due to my early-on decision of not doing a permanent form (which I changed at one point, but re-changed it when I nearly obliterated my soul.) and subsequent decision to leave it up to her. Which should be rather amusing. I've been giving abnormally large amounts of time to personality lately, and I'm pretty much convinced that I'm going to be satisfied. If not, the world will BURN! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 6, 2013 Author June 6, 2013 ANYWAY Children... Children everywhere... How I hate children... Let me tell you this. Last night may have been a merp record. Not entirely sure, but it MAY have been the most concentrated merping I've done, and not to mention the first time I realized how Hi Def my mind's eye can be. See, I made Kat a sorta reddish ball of flame which was all whispy and smooth. I utilized a metal spork to take "traits" from a bowl designed after a bowl we often use for mashed potatoes, and filled it with a clear liquid. I then imagined a rock on my spork, representing overall kindness. As I applied it to her, I even was able to imagine "ripples" across her form as it entered her form. I then used the liquid for other traits and applied them gratuitously. Why am I telling you this? Because the visuals were so realistic I can't even imagine, that's why! I was concentrating on the symbolism of everything and simultaneously representing it as badass as is physically possible. But despite what you just read, the majority of what I did yesterday was actually plain old merping. Yup. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 7, 2013 Author June 7, 2013 ANYWAY Seeing as today wasn't nearly as good as yesterday, I've nothing much to say. Except that my hair was cut. I HATE haircuts. My looks are scarred... Well, at least I still have my amazing jaw line. Surprisingly though, I haven't really merped about my looks as of late. Mostly philosphobabble and about grammar... I don't even USE most grammar rules! That's a lie... I really hate short posts... I mean, I guess I merped about logic and how amazing I am, but aside from that... Naught but a small tripe my merpage presented in my day. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 8, 2013 Author June 8, 2013 ANYWAY Aaand I have officially gone sappy. I've become uncharacteristically obsessed with morals I don't actually follow. And the worst part? ALL OF MY MERP! I didn't even get a nice "I'd like to eviscerate his/her corpse" except for ONCE today! That's just sad. I'm losing my touch at sociopathy. Sociopathism. Sociop... Whatever. Considering that today was better than yesterday, but overall uneventful, I'd like to make another pointless announcement. I shall now be utilizing the wonderland for basic forcing whenever I see it fit! Yaaaaaaay! This basically translates into "I'm going to change nothing, except occasionally use the wonderland if I'm getting bored! Yaaaaaay!" I just needed something to fill empty space! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 9, 2013 Author June 9, 2013 ANYWAY Today, I went to a convention. A... homeschooling convention... For 9 hours! Yay for my amazing luck! But there's a catch. I merped literally the whole fucking time. Not even kidding, I was merp crazy! On the two hour drive to get there, to the terrible cheeseburger I had, to the times I walked around the convention center in boredom, to the times I was listening to music for no reason, to the times I was conversing with disabled Christian children, all of that, I was merping. Maybe a bit of exaggeration, but hey, I'm proud of myself. But I have a question. What in hell did the Tibetan Monks use tulpae for? What purpose would a tulpa serve in the quest for Buddha-ism? Isn't that all about helping people? Then what, pray tell, were tulpae for? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Dr.Simmons June 9, 2013 June 9, 2013 Tulpae were used for inner teachers, and spiritual guides. "You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut ones eyes tight or open ones arms wide, either way, one's a fool" -A courtesy of NotQuiteSkeptical "I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't need you to!"
Flexionsensor June 10, 2013 Author June 10, 2013 ANYWAY Today was a happy day. I got to merp for around about an hour whilst at a ridiculously long church service, as I do every day, but this time, I actually wonderland-merped! I got to merp while in the car, I merped at home, on the internet, in the car again, I merped in someone's basement, merped in the car, and merped a bit on my bed! I even merped whilst being a polite troll on Omegle. I do that sometimes. What did I merp about? Well today was a lot of random topics, so no overlying merp theme... Tulpae were used for inner teachers, and spiritual guides. Huh. That seems odd. But then again, not as odd as the study of Ki in Tibetan Buddhism. Or as odd as the fact that 'Buddhism' has Nudism as a spelling suggestion. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 11, 2013 Author June 11, 2013 ANYWAY I slacked on merp today. I had a job to do, in the form of washing our overly large porch, and I didn't exploit it... I don't know why. So tomorrow, I resolve to take advantage of the task I will be assigned, staining our overly large porch, and MERP! So yeah. Now when I say 'slacked,' I don't mean to say that I didn't merp at all. If I was counting hours before (which I wasn't. I'm too lazy,) then I'd be counting minutes now. It's painful. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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