Flexionsensor July 25, 2013 Author July 25, 2013 ANYWAY Hey, remember last time when I went away and got sentience confirmation? And how inductive reasoning dictates that I get progress this time? Well I have an answer. FUCK no! A few things happened this week which minimized merping during my trip. 1. My tentmate wouldn't shut up for the life of me, which really makes it hard to merp. I can't merp when someone's trying to converse... 2. See 1. Overall, my nights were plagued by a small, glasses-wearing child who couldn't help but scream out opinions as I attempted to escape into my unconscious refuge. He would talk about the SAME THING over and over and over again! Dear God, some people just need to die! So yeah, I've not gotten much done, except I DID talk to Kat on the bus and plane ride over about Logic V1.0. Basically, I added a metallic IBM looking box in my wonderland, labeled Logic 1.0. I'mma work on it as soon as vocality is achieved, due to a lack of patience. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 26, 2013 Author July 26, 2013 ANYWAY Soooooooo.... How's it going for you? Because I'm fine and dandy. I've justified my lack of reaction based upon something the old guides said; Vocalization is probably the longest stage you'll go through[...] I'm going to step up my vocal parroting to ten minute sessions per possession, which is about a 1000 percent increase from my previous sessions. Hopefully everything goes well. I've also been discussing features for Logic V 1.0, and the improvements on 1.5 and 2.0. I have a small list which I'll give out at a later time. As it were, I merped today; it was fun. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 27, 2013 Author July 27, 2013 ANYWAY Good evening. I've been rather not-busy, I'm doing alright, and I'm pretty sure Kat can only barely understand English, so I've no idea how she is. As it were, I'm going to be using the wonderland technique a looooot more. My reasoning? Since when have I ever used reasoning? I just figure that the solution to my problem, merping, hasn't worked well, thus a new solution should be found. Use more merp. If merp works, what harm is there in more merp? I'm going to thus be integrating merping in everything I do, bar none. Luk out guise, heze doing hiz 'im gonna merp moar' thang again!!!1!! Well thank you, spoiler. I'm actually going to make a massive effort on this, since I've little to do until.... Oh shit. Tomorrow. See, there's something about my life which has far too much shit scheduled in it. I went to a scout camp for a week, two days later I'm on a shitty road trip with my family, I just got back from a really understaffed Jamboree and now I have to tour Washington D.C. with the same family who ostracized me on said road trip. All within the course of a a month and a half! I control nothing. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 28, 2013 Author July 28, 2013 ANYWAY Today went by thankfully quickly. I don't particularly enjoy family trips, nor do I enjoy Washington. Some things just serve to irritate me when they attempt to please. The low-quality enjoyment of D.C. trips always serve to surprise me. So NOW I choose to improve my active merping. I've set up a series of steps; 1. Write 'activate!' on the ceiling above me. Little reminders like these always serve to help. 2. Start writing 'activate!' on my hand like I did with the word narrate so long ago. This won't help me really, since active merp is rarely accessible when out. 3. There is no three. I'll admit, I've got very little... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 29, 2013 Author July 29, 2013 ANYWAY Today I did as I said I would. Except active-merp. Seriously, I suck at this. I hate to say it, but I need to once again implement 'Active Merp Hour Plan 2013.' I cannot possibly communicate the sheer amount of hatred I have for that plan. It's so flawed, and I'm entirely against it by personality and schedule. For those of you who are new and don't know what I'm talking about, this plan has been tried no less than 4 times and has failed miserably each time. It typically entails three steps: 1. Find a time which is typically open per day. In most renditions, it has been 1:00 PM. 2. Cease all activities during that time. 3. Active merp through that hour. All three of these steps suck, so I've made a few changes. 1. Find a time prior to the day it's starting and set it aside. 2. Cease all activities except for listening to a loop of Beethoven's 8th symphony. It's my least favorite, so it shouldn't be that hard to merp whilst listening to it. 3. Active merp through 15 minutes and then take a 5 minute break. Do this 3 times. And that's my plan. Revised and FUN! YAAAAAAAAAAY! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 30, 2013 Author July 30, 2013 ANYWAY So I set up my room for a active merp today. I had it all planned out. 1. I asked my mom not to call me down for ANYTHING at 3:00-4:00, justified by a trademark "because of reasons." 2. I made sure my door was closed with a "do not enter" sign poised on the outside. 3. I put headphones in my ears and played my least favorite Beethoven song for concentration. Seems like a good plan and procedure, right? Flawless, right??? Wrong. Dead wrong. 1. My mother didn't give me 8 minutes before she started screaming my name for help. 2. When I got back, my brother got inside and started screaming my name for help. 3. My iPod headphones broke at that exact moment. Tomorrow though, I'm going to get it right! I'm going to ignore my mom and do it at 10:00 AM (unless I wake up at that time or later....) "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Guest Anonymous July 30, 2013 July 30, 2013 2. When I got back, my brother got inside and started screaming my name for help. Little siblings are like demons sometimes, just more annoying.
Flexionsensor July 30, 2013 Author July 30, 2013 It's worse when they're legally adults and older than you. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 31, 2013 Author July 31, 2013 ANYWAY Okay, so I woke up at 10. Big deal, I thought, I'll merp at 12. And it worked! For the most part, I got about 20 minutes in before my wondrous and totally not dependent mother called me down to help rearrange our living room the entire day... Well, at least I managed that much... That's like a record for me. I rarely get into much before I am either distracted or tire from it. During that time, I made a few extensions and removed some furniture. I got rid of a table, put a carpet under where Kat normally stands, put in a holodeck (because why the fuck not,) and also made a server room with a combination lock representing my memories, as FAQ_Man and Irish suggested in their guides. In that picture, the upper left room was the holodeck, the upper right room was the memory room, and the two rooms on either sides are nothing currently. The circle is Kat's carpet, where she is almost always poised above. The rectangle is a couch. The other rectangle is a fireplace. The rectangle at the top is Logic V1.0. Yay. I made this stuff WHILE possessing Kat's little fiery teardrop form and struggling to remember the voice I gave her. Pretty impressive work for 20 minutes if I do say so myself. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 1, 2013 Author August 1, 2013 ANYWAY Today I merped a lot. Typically, I merp about an average of 1.5 hours combined per day, but today it was more like 2.4. Why? Because today, I was victorious. I'm not giving you any more about that than that. I can't post much today, because I have a biiiiiiiiiig big big day tomorrow young man! So yeah. I merped today, it was glorious. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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