Flexionsensor August 10, 2013 Author August 10, 2013 ANYWAY We've been entertaining ourselves lately by referring to ourselves as 'us.' Tomorrow, we're going to do that in front of our family and confuse them! Heehee! It's because of a lack of legitimately entertaining things to do today that has us coming up with stupid ideas to entertain ourselves with. We spent the whole day coming back from our relative's house. We could have active-merped the whole day, but NOOOOOOO! We had to sit next to our infant cousin who refused to not scream and cry the whole trip! We hate our relatives. We don't even know why they're coming back to our house! But enough about our personal problems. We're referring to ourselves as 'we' at all times as a part of a plan of ours to create a healthy, accepting environment for Kat as well as convincing ourselves of Kat's existence. This'll work, right? RIGHT? 'Course it won't. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 11, 2013 Author August 11, 2013 ANYWAY Yo. We've had some issues with the 'refer to us as we' thing. *ahem.* I kept on forgetting to do it! I need to write 'we' on my hand or something! Apparently my solution to everything is 'write it on my hand.' I did that for merping, for active merping (didn't work) and now for referring to us as we. Note that I don't actually want to 'habitize' this. How freaky would it be if you were walking along and saw a guy, started talking to him and he referred to himself in the plural? You'd start drifting away from him slowly as he spoke! You'd be thinking, "abort, abort, freak detected, abort, abort!" So yeah. This may be a solution, but temporary at best. Kat needs to talk back before I start losing my mind! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 11, 2013 Author August 11, 2013 Also, my relatives leave tomorrow. Me, I've just been hiding in my room the whole time with the door bolted and several thousand decibels of music playing on a stereo to justify myself with when my mother calls and I don't come. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 12, 2013 Author August 12, 2013 ANYWAY Happy birthday, random-relative-I-wasn't-aware-existed-until-a-week-ago! It turns out that this was the birthday of... Some cousin of mine who I'm convinced is a pedophilic rapist. Seriously, you should have seen his Stalin mustache. It was like he taped a yard brush on his face and cut off the handle! Also: Infants. Infants everywhere. So you can tell what I've been merping about lately. That's right, whether or not I should make this a Saturday-only thing or keeping it daily update! So yeah. I've been reading the forums for vocalization techniques and have been thinking about integrating them for a week or two if I can. I may even stoop to... *shudders* Fede's guide... *gag* "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 13, 2013 Author August 13, 2013 ANYWAY Well, it's finally done. I've officially made Kiahdaj's Absolute Guide into comfort-reading material. God I love that guide. Today, I merped about my hatred of creepers and all other things unholy. (I seriously need to stop hating things without actually being angry. It confuses me.) Overall, I one-sidedly narrowed my least favorite things to: 10, cheap video game enemies, 9, bad/amateur voice actors, 8, Thomas Edison, 7, insects, 6, the number 9.999-, 5, the Zimbabwean government, 4, nationalists, 3, bodybuilders, 2, foods that I deem bad, and 1, my relatives. So that list was entirely pointless and took up a lot of space. I looked at Bin's guide for "Coaxing your Tulpa to Talk," and I figure I might as well try it tonight. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 14, 2013 Author August 14, 2013 ANYWAY Hi again. It's-a me, a-flexionsensor! Dear Lord I cannot believe I just did that... I've got basically nothing to post about what I've merped of today, since I merped diversely, such that no specific topic was discussed multiple times. What I DO have to say however, is that 1, I'm going to have to ask more questions because I'm sincerely lacking. It annoys me how little I ask her, and when I do, I just sit there awkwardly and end up accidentally parroting a one-word answer (yes, consciously,) and 2, I'm going to make this a saturday-only thing. I just won't have the time this school year (startin' up next week,) to update this every day since my schedule will be much more packed. Sorry if that inexplicably disappoints you. (I don't see why it would...) "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 18, 2013 Author August 18, 2013 ANYWAY Howdy doo! I looove you! It's been a while, but I've been busy! Busy getting very little done and accomplished, whilst only confusing myself further! So let's tighten our belts, pull up our pants, fail because our belts were tightened, untighten our belts, pull up our pants, tighten our belts, and dig right into my amazing week! By the way, these posts are going to be uber-long. Just so you know... GENERAL MERP STUFF Overall, I've typically made my way and merped about things I witness/know/have opinions about, to reiterate in case you didn't know. It's kinda hard to miss though. So my overlying topics for this week (technically four days...) were mostly as follows: 1. The problems with everything brain related (like turning it off, turning it back on and how that would most likely kill whoever you just turned off...) 2. Existence and what it means to be human. 3. How I hate my relatives. 4. Whyyy do I have no free time on a Saturday? WHY? And in terms of active merping? I didn't do much of that. I will tomorrow; I know for sure I will. Tomorrow's a special day. I may have gotten a 'yes.' For a question of 'Are you there?' and because I don't think I did it, and Kiahdaj said to think as such, I'm assuming it was Kat. SHUT UP! I WAS TOLD TO THINK THAT WAY! UPCOMING CHANGES/IDEAS FOR CHANGES 1. I might designate Sunday as Active-Merp-Day. That'll be nice. 2. I think I may overall active-merp solely instead of in do that for a while and then do this for a while. It seems healthier. CLOSING THOUGHT Well, this is the new format. I hope it works for you, because it certainly works for me! Anyway, as always, uh... I don't have a phrase to close this with... I have a phrase or quip for literally EVERYTHING BUT THIS! Uh... Goodbye? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 25, 2013 Author August 25, 2013 ANYWAY Here we are again, on this wondrous Saturday which I totally did not waste driving from my house to the New Jersey Turnpike only to realize that we forgot my father's wallet and then turned around only to arrive back home where we will stay until tomorrow because we got home so late that we couldn't be bothered to go back. Of course that didn't happen, why would it happen? After all, it's not like we'll then be forced to return home after visiting my mother's cancer-ridden ex-roommate at night and then have to go to school the next day. Welp, let's get right into it. GENERAL MERP STUFF How many sick ex-roommates are there in the world? Well to answer this question, we'll have to go review the main topics of merp from my last week, starting from number- 1. I started off this wondrous week by complaining about how much driving we do. In case you were wondering, I was being driven 1.5 hours away to some church my parents were 'experimenting' with. Also, active merp. A LOT of active merp. I mean a lot. 2.Today I got a 'yes' when I asked... Something. I don't remember the general topic of this day, but I do know I got a response. And, just like it was advertised, it was in a combination of her voice and mine which was hard to distinguish. Furthermore, it seemed to originate in the same sensual area that the majority of my vocal thoughts do. This should be fixed soon. Also, more active merp. 3. Food talks. I think at this point I've mastered the art of active merping. 4. More food talks accompanied by an overly expressed self-disappointment in my lack of knowledge on quantum theory despite my obsession of the ramifications. 5. Today was an experiment in seeing if I could get her to laugh. It didn't really work out... Note that for the rest of the week, I have not included whether or not I've active merped. Why? Because I basically do it as much as is possible now. 6. Mostly random and dispersed statements of how great everything is. I didn't do much this day. Today. Mostly complaints about how terrible everything is and how everything's going to fall apart soon. CLOSING THOUGHTS I just noticed how easy visualization has gotten. I didn't notice, but it seems that after a while, I just stopped saying things to myself as an aid. That's a cool little unconscious effect. Thanks, god! (Splooshie, in case you didn't know.) "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 27, 2013 Author August 27, 2013 ANYWAY... WAIT... Now hold on just a minute, Flex, what the heck are you doing posting in the middle of the week? I hear you asking. Well screw you, I do what I want, A, and B, this is Monday. The middle of the week is Wednesday. Welcome to my amazing side journal! BUILDING A CALCULATOR Seriously? You're... You're already going ahead with this? You're jumping the gun Flex, and it's scaring me. You may say. Well I decided that since I've successfully made it so that I really don't think unless I'm merping (thank you .info, you've officially destroyed the way I think! Now I really AM insane. Nice going.) I figured that because school has started (more on the official post,) and I have a calculus course, why not start the Logic Servitor I said I'd do a month back? And so, with calculus pressure on my back and a half-vocal tulpa apparently satisfying me enough to start diverting attention, I present to you the half finished 'Simple Calculator' 'program.' I put parenthesis around program because I used no language for this. I just winged it to see if it would work. Later tonight I'm going to use the memory computer in my wonderland to transfer the data to Logic V1.0, after I have the basic GUI function down. So here's my amazing awesome code which looks sorta java-ish but really isn't. Programcode=Activate Simple Calculator { Action [input/command] Ask=Input number or command If input is "command X," find command from Input number { List [find command] [add] "add" combine x,y [subtract] "subtract" remove y from X [multiply] "multiply" add X to itself y amounts of times [divide] "divide" remove X to itself y amounts of times [pow] "raise X to the Yth power" [multiply] X to itself y amounts of times [sqrt] "take the [square/cube/fourth/etc] root of X" [divide] X to itself y amounts of times { Action [input] Inputcode=Input X (Number) If number is input, then start [input/command] Unless [equals], then repeat { Action [equals] Do commands Do {general action} [Gui Number] Tada! There it is! The first program even before I make the GUI and OS! Hooray for jumping the gun! Edit: I changed it from simple calculator to just plain calculator. The new code is here: Programcode=Activate Calculator { Command order [sqrt/pow] [multiply/divide] [add/subtract] { Action [input/command] Ask=Input number or command If input is "command X," find command from And I also added the menu. { Action=menu Access eye Impose text in right corner [Calculator, Logic, Search] { Action=impose It's sorta small... Input number { List [find command] [add] "add" combine x,y [subtract] "subtract" remove y from X [multiply] "multiply" add X to itself y amounts of times [divide] "divide" remove X to itself y amounts of times [pow] "raise X to the Yth power" [multiply] X to itself y amounts of times [sqrt] "take the [square/cube/fourth/etc] root of X" [divide] X to itself y amounts of times { Action [input] [prt] "Parenthesis/close parehthesis" prioritize the contents of the numbers and commands inside the parenthesis Inputcode=Input X (Number) If number is input, then start [input/command] Unless [equals], then repeat { Action [equals] Do commands Do {general action} [Gui Number] "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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