Flexionsensor August 2, 2013 Author August 2, 2013 ANYWAY I DIDDIT AGAIN! Yay me! Today, I merped a LOT, despite the lack of any real 'victories' to incite my merpage. That's the first time I've used the term 'merpage...' I gotta use that more... Either way, I merped about philosophy, my own brilliance, the origin of matter, my awesomeness, and things of the sort. Except for one little problem. I didn't active-merp. Despite the "activate!" on my ceiling, despite my precautions and hand-writing, literally! Haha! HAHAHA! Lame. nothing I've done made me do anything remotely related to active merping today. Although, I'm pretty sure the last time I active merped, I got a response. Not entirely sure... I've gotta keep doing it so that I can distinguish... But I accepted it as one, so I'm pretty sure I'm fitting well into the "Xeare Method." "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 3, 2013 Author August 3, 2013 ANYWAY Howdy, y'all! I've been looking back at my old posts, and boy, has this PR evolved! And it's probably a lot more boring than it used to be. It's like an uninteresting pokemon design. Let's face it, Pikachu was so much better than Raichu. Just like this PR. Ah, the good old days... Reminiscing over events half a year ago... I guess everyone in my family has to have a blog... And be a member of a cult. Oddly enough, when I merped today, I randomly stopped in the middle of the room, sat down and started imaginary-dancing around Kat to the tune of 'Witch Doctor.' Something compelled me to do that, and it was an experience I didn't enjoy. Fortunately, I've done weirder things than sat down randomly in a cross legged position, closed my eyes and started humming 'ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang...' So yeah, no progress, more randomness, and all that jazz. Also, my thought of the day, what possessed the developers to make... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 4, 2013 Author August 4, 2013 ANYWAY You're reading the Descent Into Insanity, the tulpaforcing blog which details the events of the biggest loser in the world! Feel privileged that you can read the words I present to you! Dear God I have to find more things to talk about... Alright. Today, I merped actively and inactively (passively...) and have overall come to a consensus with Kat. I am really, really mentally fucked up. Some of you who are really creepy and stalk me across the boards remember when I posted on this one Q&A thing saying that you could go into your wonderland and massacre a bunch of imaginary villagers. Well........ See... In less morbid and genocide-y news, I have also come to a general consensus with Kat pertaining to her appearance. It looks really cartoon-y. REALLY cartoon-y. So seeing as I am a mature person who will fix every problem I come across with the exact opposite solution you'd expect, I acted accordingly by making everything in my wonderland cartoon-like, complete with outlines and little color differences! Woohoo! My mindscape is a massive flash animation! YAY! What am I doing with my life? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 5, 2013 Author August 5, 2013 ANYWAY Well. Today I discussed the implications of having food tulpae. Dear Lord that went south quickly. I find it odd how well I can perform a one sided conversation nowadays. I've had more practice than basically anyone ever, so it stands to reason that I'd be a pro at the most useless skill ever, but still. It makes me wonder just how pathetic I am. And then I stop wondering, because I'm a narcissist, and such thoughts are taboo. Either way, I did an astonishing twenty minutes of active merping, with all of the awesome tally of two minutes possession! [insert record scratch sound effect here] The issue with my vocal merpage is that I cannot find ANYTHING to talk about whilst doing it. It's as if my entire conversational ability goes down the drain. I can't find anything to talk about! If you knew me personally, you know how rare such an occurrence truly is. (Hint: It's rare.) I gotta fix that. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 5, 2013 Author August 5, 2013 I always get distracted by the music if I know it, and I've memorized every song on my iPod and computer... I'm going to have to work on that as well... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 6, 2013 Author August 6, 2013 ANYWAY I've got to find a better conversational topic for Kat other than "I am so great, my amazingness is empirical in all I do." I'm getting the feeling that it's really asinine to listen to it over and over and over again. Wherp, I've got little to say today... What an oddment! I can typically think of many things to put here so that it fills up the text box. (Hint: that's what I try to fill up to.) Uh, I added a laptop to my wonderland with a little table to place it on when it's not used a day ago... It's next to my couch. I use it to look at significant memories of the day past. Believe me when I say it's really hard to use. I also decided to start carrying around Kat with a fishing rod (except that it wraps the string around her instead of... You know, piercing her incorporeal, imaginary flesh.) Okay. That's all I can get in today. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 7, 2013 Author August 7, 2013 ANYWAY How's it going? It's going fine for me. I've been doing fine and dandy! Actually, no. Despite my character which I discussed some long time ago in this 42 page monstrosity, being really angry mean and terrifying, I don't get mad. Or bored. I rarely ever stare at people with killing intent in my heart. Yet today, I was mad. MAD. In both ways. I was basically ready to call out to my family and, when they had gathered around me, gutted them with a rusty spoon. I don't know why. Seriously, each time my mother or brother turned around, I would mouth out 'fuck you' as hard as I could! FEEL THE POWER OF MY WRATH! So you can basically guess what I merped about today. That's right! Gumdrops and rainbows! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 8, 2013 Author August 8, 2013 ANYWAY I am disappointed by the fact that we're going to my cousin's house tomorrow. I'm not fond of my cousins/aunts/uncles/grandparents/parents/brothers/family in general. Once again, it should be easy to guess what I merped about today as well. I've been going lax on vocalizing. Gotta do that more. I'm honestly itching for the time I get to hear a reply to my questions, or a comment on my statements. Heck, even a 'rr...bleeeegh' would be satisfactory, if not encouraging. Overall, today was a day I spent wistfully wondering of the days of the future, and raging on the fact that I'll have to spend time with my family. I don't like my family. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor August 9, 2013 Author August 9, 2013 ANYWAY You're reading the Descent into Insanity, Tulpa.info's largest and 7th most viewed (and #1 most popular, inexplicably,) progress report. And now, enjoy some worthless banter about stupid things while I complain about not having any forcing ability whatsoever. Well. I've found myself on the borderline of results lately. If it weren't for my nagging self-doubt, I'd say I've almost got vocalization over and done. Psh! The likelihood of me not doubting anything is 1,000,000-0. Once again: I've gotta work on that. (I've been using that more than the old 'I merped today; it was fun' thing...) I've seen and heard all of these stories about forcers whose tulpae were good, sentient and sapient but were held back because the person was so sure he was parroting. The only issue with the advice "are you consciously aware that you're parroting," is that I've developed a habit over the years of answering my own questions and such. When I ask her to "say yes if you're there" or something like that, my first response is to randomly say yes. It's irritating. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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