Flexionsensor June 12, 2013 Author June 12, 2013 ANYWAY Hi! This wasn't a slow day, but it certainly wasn't a good day. Want me to elaborate? I really can't. I mean, I merped a while, but I didn't paint that porch like I thought I was going to, and I DID get to complain about relatives and my computer pseudo-crashing, not to mention the 5 mile bike ride, but all in all, I was pretty lax. I need to step up my game. I mean, this is some advanced mental discipline, is it not? I cannot afford to be halfhearted! And so, with no shortage of conviction, I resolve to merp more! *Voice of Reason* But... It's not New Years Day! *Me* Shut up, common sense! I'm a teenager! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 13, 2013 Author June 13, 2013 ANYWAY I had to teach kids first aid today. First aid. 11 year olds. Are you seeing the issue here? Also, WE DIDN'T FUCKING PAINT THE PORCH! Why are we skimping on this? Ach mein Gott! I suppose I can merp to anything, but not when scanning my memory for first aid factoids. Not at all. I've been making up for my lack of merp time in the day by merping by night a lot more... I haven't any distractions at these late hours. Or at least, very few. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 14, 2013 Author June 14, 2013 ANYWAY I'm seriously concerned for my abilities as a forcer. I've no aversion to the concept of tulpae. I've no impeding (or at least, diagnosed,) mental disorders, and I've conquered procrastination to the best of my abilities. Not to mention that this would be a TERRIBLE joke if I was being duped, and the fact that people like noobdreamer and Xeare spend literally forever on here, lest I have to mention the raging argument on the 'PSA: Don't call people roleplayers' thread is proof in and of itself. And so, with a heavy heart, I'm going to do the exact same thing I've been doing in a frail attempt to scramble in as much passive merping as is physically possible, and dream at nights about the wondrous times when I'm able to overcome all my problems by arguing and beating the shit out of those I hate... The last part was a joke, alright? A JOKE. Also, I need to improve my writing so I don't have five-line run on sentences. How does 'Merp in Every Possible Situation I Can Use, Because I've Basically Got the Whole "Remember to Merp" Thing in the Bag,' sound as a plan? "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 14, 2013 Author June 14, 2013 I talk, I occasionally visualize, I ask questions and for opinions, it's mostly general narration. (That Einstein quote, I've used it soooo many times in debate before....) I've maintained a basic wonderland, a room with an armchair, a small table, another small table, a giant portrait of myself from profile on an angled wall, separated from its twin (except of a giant question mark) by a fireplace. There's also a Persian carpet. I work on personality, in wonderland only, but more recently than I had typically done. In the initial posts, I described myself in great detail, then provided the converse personality of Kat, creating personalities being an act I've had much practice in... What I discuss in narration-merping, is typically philosophy, expressing the blind rage I've been shown to exert multiple times, complain about family members, attempt to figure out scientific babble and other things of the like. I've no idea what other things I could possibly do. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Dr.Simmons June 14, 2013 June 14, 2013 If I was in your situation I would descend into insanity. Since you are most likely making a tulpa "For Science!" like I am, then you must understand that science calls for experimentation. I have been experimenting with so many different ways to Tulpaforce, that I have been making a slow and steady progression towards vocality in just two weeks. I can't be bothered to read your entire progress log about merping, but might I suggest taking a different approach? ^I couldn't agree with Xeare more. I really want you to succeed, just like the audience of a play wants the protagonist to succeed, but I don't feel that you will succeed if you exclusively narrate. "You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut ones eyes tight or open ones arms wide, either way, one's a fool" -A courtesy of NotQuiteSkeptical "I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't need you to!"
Flexionsensor June 14, 2013 Author June 14, 2013 Okay, I'll search the forums for some guides. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor June 15, 2013 Author June 15, 2013 ANYWAY I haven't come across many other methods for determining sentience, which means I need to look deeper in the guides board than the first page... Although I will admit, I have NO idea what "exactly the same as my surrounding environment" means. What, does that mean make a wonderland of my room? Because that is a GREAT idea, holy fuck, why didn't I think of that before? Because Irish gave a convoluted reason to not... Even so, I'm off on a quest, to find out how to cha- Oh wait... Tomorrow I'm busy and won't be able to post a PR, or really even go online, and for the next week I'll be gone... Well shit. Fortunately though, I'll hopefully be able to merp the WHOLE week long! Yaaaaaaay! I'm going to need to compile a list of suggested techniques, aren't I? *sigh* "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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