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ANYWAY

 

Things I have learned NOT to try and merp to:

 

1. Video Games

 

2. Books

 

3. Comedy or Actually Intelligent Movies

 

4. Most Internet Sites

 

5. Two Steps From Hell Music

 

These are the bane of merp to me. I CAN'T merp to these. However, there are things I can easily merp to, and thrive on:

 

1. Times When I'm Alone

 

2. Gory or Senseless Movies

 

3. School Classes

 

4. Listening to Someone Talk in General

 

5. When Someone is Praying

 

The last one makes me look like a jerk, I know, but frankly, I am forced to go to a church with an hour and thirty minute long sermon, with a thirty minute "community prayer" in the middle, where everyone says the same thing. I've nothing else to do, so sue me. It works.

 

So today was average for a summer day in terms of merp. I didn't do as much as I would have on an average day during the school year, but I found it sufficiently pleasing.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

ANYWAY

 

Today was not good for merp. I did little which allowed me to fully concentrate on merping, however, I A, intend on making up for that later tonight, and B, did most of my merping around one specific time frame and didn't disperse it that much, meaning I technically had an active-merp session... Kinda.

 

So that's today. Since I didn't have much to do, I merped about society and how it is underestimated by its participants due to impossible ideals clouding our view from the massive progress since ancient times. I know, I merped about how great the world is...

 

It's not naive, it's called being confident!

 

So yeah. Er... That's all I've got...

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

ANYWAY

 

As fate would have it, I was not here yesterday. Thus, Merp City had a lot more traffic than usual. Still, even though I did merp more, I didn't really do anything new, and since there were people talking to me while I attempted to sleep, I couldn't active-merp. *sigh.*

 

So today, I hope to make up for that with some more personality work. You know the drill; soul-thing-spoonfed-traits-with-a-spork. That whole deal.

 

This was shockingly a small post, which was really early. I mean REALLY early. Possibly because I'm tired...

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

I'm too lazy to read so how far along are you with your tupper?

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

I have not achieved sentience.

I have also merped every day since 8 months ago.

This irritates me to no end.

However, this may be due to my overall lack of active-merping. 'Tis unfortunate, but I can't really do it much.

 

I

narrate

primarily, but I have done an excessive amount of personality as well.

 

Yay me.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Your dedication is astounding.

Seriously.

I would have never kept up as long as you.

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

I look up to you flexionsensor lol. I read through every post in this PR front to back, and you have some pretty extreme willpower xD

"You are required to do nothing, least of all believe. Shut ones eyes tight or open ones arms wide, either way, one's a fool"

-A courtesy of NotQuiteSkeptical

 

"I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't need you to!"

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