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... Sans means without. I admit that I probably should have put a comma in between tulpa and who, but I'm too lazy to edit.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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Anyway.

So I'm merping as usual, when all of the sudden... I'm told to eat CHICKEN. I HATE chicken. I've had so much of it, I get sick!

You thought I'd say I had perceived an unsolicited emotional response from the back of my head, didn't you? NNNO! I haven't had results yet. ONE DAY though. ONE DAY. ONE DAAAY MOOOOOOOORE!

and before you ask, Les Miserables is one of my favorite musicals, but not the movie. FUCK Russel Crowe and his slowly dying acting career.

I'm on official watch for response, and yes, I've been asking questions. I'm setting up a system where I wait for responses by altering my merp style drastically. I shall ask more questions than give commentary, and I shall constantly plead for a reaction, even though the majority of the community says that tulpae don't understand English until it is taught to them. FUCK BASIC LINGUAL LOGIC!

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

Anyway.

I've been doing what I typically do. Except with the alterations I mentioned in the previous update. Not surprising considering my ultimate goal is to get this finished...

I decided (with a bit of one sided and awkward discussion) that I'm going to go for imposition before possession and/or/if switching. Why? Because there's nothing which affirms your fear of mental illness than talking to a voice you can't actually see! Seriously, that'd be freakier than that eldritch horror Domnopalus made. I shudder at the thought of both of those.

 

In parental oppression news, my mother made me watch a Holocaust movie. She then attempted to tell me that "humans are evil and only in Christ may you be blah blah blah" honestly, all this tells me is that she lives a depressing life. I value my love for humanity almost as much as I value my hatred for being around humans. Interestingly enough, I have HUUUUGE merp-times about this topic.

 

EXTRA, EXTRA! I'm thinking about reformatting this PR, so stay tuned! (What's with the news and newspaper references? I don't understand...)

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

ANYWAY

 

'Tis I, Flexionsensor, bringing you the new format which I very likely will not conform to, but who cares, since it'll be a nice change of pace for a day.

 

Report

 

I have merped my wondrous merpiness today to the point where I think I'm stuck at 99% completion, sort of like in a video game, if you get stuck at that one boss with low resources and you can't garner more. I merped with a fervor unlike any other I haven't merped before. Which basically means I did my regular thing.

 

Personal Shit

 

SCHOOL IS FUCKING OVER OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! AHIFLJALETALWDJALDGHL!

 

Final Thoughts

 

This is the worst possible format I could have thought of.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

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