Flexionsensor June 30, 2013 Author June 30, 2013 ANYWAY The next person... Wait, this is my PR... What did I do today? I literally sat here bored, nothing done, a bit of merping here and there, and just... Existed. I hate slow days. I mean I really hate them. I didn't even go on the internet much... I don't know WHY! I should've merped more, should've been on the internet more, and should have actually done nothing today! I feel as if I've let myself down. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 1, 2013 Author July 1, 2013 ANYWAY You know, there's an interesting thing about the human mind. If it feels something is done well, it will become arrogant and lazy. Two days ago and the two days before that I merped a fuckton. The last two days seem to be attempts to make up for that or something. IE, today was church, and instead of merping away the sermon, I concentrated on medieval battle strategies based off the Mongols. I didn't even communicate this to Kat in any way shape or form. Seriously self, what the hell's going on here? I need to get into shape. And so, I'm calling on one of my famous merp workout schemes which hold a little water for about a day and then backfire! I'm pledging to merp as much as I can, and with enough density tomorrow and as long as I can maintain it, that I may find sign 2/5. Here's rooting for the sign! "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 2, 2013 Author July 2, 2013 ANYWAY My plans always come to fruition. I want a quick wonderland, it's good. (Although, that was more or less Splooshie...) I want to merp more, it's good. I want to become immortal and ruin everyone's lives as I stretch my eternal rule over the galaxies, it's fucking done! You can probably tell by that series of sentences that I had a good merp day. You wanna know my secret? Sunburn. The mother of all sunburns, to be precise... It's coating my entire body, and is making my look like a demon. But that's not all, because that would be waaaay too nice. It itches more than anything else I've ever felt. See, it never rains when it pours, and it never is just a sunburn when it can fucking itch. Will someone kill me now, please? Or at least get me some anti-itch cream... See though, pain is a great thing to merp to, and since I'm dying of a pain/itch combo, I'm in the green here. If there were any signs today, I probably missed them due to pure agony. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 3, 2013 Author July 3, 2013 ANYWAY I am apparently psychic. I predicted dinner in my dream, I'm automatically entitled to be deemed psychic. Back on topic! Well shiver me timbers and call me a lunatic screaming textually for steak and muffins, I did it again. A good day to merp hard, I always say. Or at least, I just said... Whatever happened to Jimmy? I haven't seen him in a while. His profile says he last visited today, so... Did he give up, did he stop posting for no reason, what? REALLY off topic today. I suppose it's been a while since I haven't had much to say other than 'I merped today, it was fun.' Well, if there's nothing else to say... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 4, 2013 Author July 4, 2013 ANYWAY I've been wondering about the nature of signs. I asked for a wave of happiness or emotion last night, and got nothing in return. I started wondering, would that be my elation or her elation... In which case, how would she fake that? If it truly is my elation, then what form of bodily control does that purport Kat to have? So if I do get one of these 'signs,' would I even be able to tell? Joy/happiness is just dopamine being released, correct? How am I to mistake that from my emotions? I have a fucked up brain, remember? In that case, what form of sign could I ask for in the first place? Should I skip signs altogether and just move to vocalization (somehow...) or should I continue with this sign hunt? Questions, questions... Oh, and, I merped today, it was fun. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 5, 2013 Author July 5, 2013 ANYWAY Happy 4th of July, anyone who hails from America who reads this, because obviously that won't apply to anyone NOT from America who reads that. Pricks... For a holiday with mandatory family gatherings, I merped quite a lot. All little bits and pieces of commentary on my family's hideous looks. "I can't believe I'm related to that... thing..." "Is my aunt pregnant again? Dear Lord what the hell is wrong with us?" "If I ever see another child, I'll probably gore it to death." Starting tomorrow, however, I'm going to implement Xeare's suggestion, because it seemed plausible enough. So I leave this in the capable hands of the guide section, and relinquish chapter two, to the fated... CHAPTER 3: TAKING XEARE'S ADVICE AND DECIDING TO ATTEMPT VOCALIZATION INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR CONFIRMATION "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 6, 2013 Author July 6, 2013 ANYWAY Hi. I'm about to start my vocalization stuff. My plan? I'mma slip inside the red teardrop form of my tulpa and use her pseudo-mouth to form a voice. Why? FOR SCIENCE! I know, I'm a genius, and totally didn't get this plan from anyone else. I have all of tomorrow to do it, because I'll be occupied the whole for around about 9 hours. It'll be fun. In merp news, I merped today, it was fun, as usual. About that statement, the 'it was fun,' section of it isn't sarcasm. I actually do enjoy merping. Conversations may be one sided, but I rather enjoy voicing my opinions to a ripply red teardrop thing. Also, I'm planning on soon giving memory access to Kat. It seemed appropriate. Well, actually, now that I think about it, should I do it now? It's been 15 days since confirmation, (Kat's 'birthday,' so to speak,) and I haven't done much, so... Why not, you know? I picture Kat as being all like, "who the hell is this kid, and why is he constantly telling me that he hates everyone?" and it seems nice to let her get to know me as well as I do her. "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Flexionsensor July 7, 2013 Author July 7, 2013 ANYWAY Sorry 'bout the late post, I'm lazy. I did the kickstart thing which Xeare and Irish mentioned (the former actually describing the action,) and made a voice for Kat, which I've tested twice. I was lacking creativity and everything I tried sounded wrong, so I just made it a higher pitched me-voice. Also, I haven't opened up my memories to Kat, because of reasons. Too late, need sleep, goodnight. Oh, and I merped today, it was fun. (I've been saying that a lot...) "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
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