Andrew June 16, 2012 June 16, 2012 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot. "What did you do today?" "Oh, you know, got called a hater by a schizophrenic's marijuana-fueled wolf hallucination." "Righteous!" I call her Philos. My BLOG is updated daily.
Guest June 17, 2012 June 17, 2012 Why did this thread turn into a joke thread? Because this thread is a joke.
Guest June 17, 2012 June 17, 2012 How many Guests does it take to change a lightbulb? Five; one learns how to change lightbulbs, one tells another how to change lightbulbs, one dies upon trying, one falls into a coma, and one makes a joke about the whole thing. SPOILER: the lightbulb was never changed.
Andrew June 17, 2012 June 17, 2012 How many freudian slips does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to hold his dic- I mean ladder. "What did you do today?" "Oh, you know, got called a hater by a schizophrenic's marijuana-fueled wolf hallucination." "Righteous!" I call her Philos. My BLOG is updated daily.
Vitalpae June 25, 2012 June 25, 2012 What do you call a bear without teeth? a gummy bear Tulpa: Xaine Form: Humanoid Male But Tulpa are sentient, whereas your right hand...isn't.
Bin June 25, 2012 June 25, 2012 Oh I never saw this thread let me try Why do they call it C++? You're going to die some day and no one will remember you and there's nothing you can do about it no
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