I think my tulpa hates me. Can I fix this?

[Bin]

.................Lucid.

 

If you were serious I would be so raging right now.

 

Of course he's serious.

3DPD is a primitive concept and people like Lucid and I have far advanced beyond the requirement for them. We see them for their true worth: Nothing.

Or would you rather take your chances with those 50% divorce rates? Can you feel the love in those statistics?

[Tryed]

If there isn't a tulpa chick-flick romance film yet, there will be.

 

There is, its a brazilian film called The Invisible Woman.

[Guest Anonymous]

.................Lucid.

 

If you were serious I would be so raging right now.

 

I'm totally serious. The only long-term relationship I ever had ended up with her pissing in my bed and subsequently on my back because she drank too much. She then began crying and ran into my bathroom where my wallet was, taking $20 from my wallet, then running out the front door sobbing. When I woke up I had 7 missed calls and the voice messages consisted of heavy rapist breathing while talking about her piss. Never saw her again. Bitches be crazy.

 

Tulpae are superior because they can't piss on your back bro.

[Avalanche]

Well if you are totally serious then I am sorry for your only long term relationship being so un-liveable.

 

Oh wait, she just had a drinking problem. I forgot you can get through those if you support her.

 

But then again, one relationship IS enough to be able to determine what all women are going to be like without even trying. And I guess you HAVE had about 30-40 years life experience to have known a lot of women to back up that judgement.

[Bin]

Hahaha, that's what funny about you people. I'm like the only person I know who didn't have to learn the hard way. I've never had a relationship, never wanted one. No one is good enough for me, and I'm fine with that. Though everyone else just takes absolutely anything they can get because they're desperate as fuck. And the best thing is the longer I go without human contact I get even more egotistical. So my Tulpa isn't just my perfect match, it's my only match. Even an AI companion won't hold a candle to my tulpa.

 

And man avalanche what's your problem? You pussywhipped or something? Or just that desperate?

Or maybe you came from /r9k/. Hard to tell.

[Guest Anonymous]

Well if you are totally serious then I am sorry for your only long term relationship being so un-liveable.

 

Oh wait, she just had a drinking problem. I forgot you can get through those if you support her.

 

But then again, one relationship IS enough to be able to determine what all women are going to be like without even trying. And I guess you HAVE had about 30-40 years life experience to have known a lot of women to back up that judgement.

 

Nope she rarely drank, but she was a time bomb of crazy, and that incident is only the tip of the iceberg. Not to say it was the only relationship that was crazy. I've had the same problem with guys before, except they usually got violent. Either way, I've stuck my dick in crazy enough times to know it's not worth it. I've got plenty of stories of equally insane relationships.

 

I'd much rather stick my penis in some chalupa ass than human ass and not have to deal with their hormonal, primitive bullshit. dealwithit.jpg

[Guest]

Dafuq does all this have to do with whether this guy's tulpa hates him or not?

 

Try to respect each other guys. This thread really doesn't need to become a deathmatch.

[Guest Anonymous]

Welcome to tulpa.info where the threads get de-railed and the topics don't matter.

[ThatOneGuy]

Meh. I guess I just got lucky with my current relationship. In which case, my opinion would be biased anyways.

 

You guys and your crazy bitches. I mean, I get that they're out there in large numbers (quite possibly in the majority), but damn. It's like you haven't had one good relationship ever.

[Avalanche]

Hahaha, that's what funny about you people. I'm like the only person I know who didn't have to learn the hard way. I've never had a relationship, never wanted one. No one is good enough for me, and I'm fine with that. Though everyone else just takes absolutely anything they can get because they're desperate as fuck. And the best thing is the longer I go without human contact I get even more egotistical. So my Tulpa isn't just my perfect match, it's my only match. Even an AI companion won't hold a candle to my tulpa.

 

And man avalanche what's your problem? You pussywhipped or something? Or just that desperate?

Or maybe you came from /r9k/. Hard to tell.