What is the silliest thing your tulpa has ever done or said?

[Guest Anonymous]

Well, sometimes you gotta express yer feelings with a raspberry. I so get that! Hee heee

[earthbound delorean]

sometimes i'll find Leo hiding under the covers on my bed or that he move something of mine. he does a lot of silly things like that to me :P

[Guest Anonymous]

See? There are practical joke advantages to switching and imposition I have not considered! :-)

[Pepper1986]

I was having lunch with a friend and she was going on and on about talking to her doctor about Nuvaring; or as she said, "the Nuvaring". After listening to a ten minute long litany on "the Nuvaring", out of nowhere I hear Nathan's voice- "So, does she get a phone call and then seven days later she doesn't get her period?" My friend was bewildered when I burst out laughing without even so much as smiling a moment before.

 

[i would like to add that I never much cared for this particular...friend, or her need to inform others of her daily bathroom habits. Sometimes I do not like to have to sit on the sidelines and listen to the pointless gabbing of real world people.]

[AracnidsGrip/Rick]

In my country, we call "turkey" to dumb people who fell easy in every joke. So, one day I called "turkey" to a guy, and Vris transformed her head into a turkey's and started making those annoying turkey noises, just to mess with me. She kept doing that every time I called someone "turkey" for some months. Then she fortunately stopped.

Vriska: Or didn't I? *four evil looking emoji faces*

VRISKA ARANEA SERKET TARGARYEN!!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!!! You know I hate that.

Vriska: Yes, I do. *four kissing emojis*

[Melisandre]

Today we were listening to music in the car on the way to school when suddenly "Clint Eastwood" from Gorillaz came on the radio. During 2D's part I received an vivid moving image of him really getting into rapping out said part. I mean, he had a microphone and everything.

 

So we decided to do some mindrapping.

 

You haven't lived, let me tell ya, you haven't lived until you've rapped with your tulpa at least once.

[Heartstrings]

Solar once was bouncing on a cloud before bouncing so hard he flew into space and burned. Then he was suddenly back to normal with no memory of it, thrice! It was annoying but also odd and funny.

[Sake Loup]

I think some of the silliest things Alex does is daily actually. He's a vampire, but he has the habit of acting like a cat. For instance he sleeps a lot and lays in the weirdest positions, like on his back with one leg up against the wall and the rest of him sort of curled in the opposite direction. I have no idea how he bends that way!! He also purrs when he's happy, wants attention whenever I'm trying to do something, loves to play inside of boxes, and is a finicky eater. It's adorable but he hates it when I call him a kitty and pouts. XD

[Akinkinit]

Imagine a cat girl in a french maid outfit rapping along to

while conjuring various props from it (like breathing fire / the cat statue / etc). That is by far the silliest thing Noriko's ever done.

 

I tried to think of a similar moment for Sabari, but she's such a weirdo that I honestly can't choose one thing. Making an "anger spoon" after someone facetiously mentioned it in a thread concerning symbolism and proceeding to stream said spoon doing things like riding the subway is certainly up there though.