First One to Reach 1,000 posts wins!

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65th globally in an online science competition, and then I receive an email from our science teacher.

 

"Hi (birth name),

Are you just staying home to do (the science competition) all day long? We have been looking at this in class. Maybe we need to sabotage your internet cable to give the others a chance."

[Guest]

Huh...

[Redacted System]

Lol XD

[Guest]

Sounds like he's jealous

[Redacted System]

*She is jealous

[Guest]

O

 

Thank her in your acceptance speech.

[Jamie]

"Thank you, Ms Science Teacher, I will never forgive you for cutting my ethernet cord."

[Redacted System]

Lol

[Guest]

Helicopter teachers...

[Redacted System]

*cuts internet cable* *realises she doesn't need to because our internet provider is Telstra and they'll probably mess something up again and blame it on the NBN*