The Long Story of Nonsense

[Tanaka Kanade]

Then god said: There's a new villain every fucking page. Someone clean up this goddamn plot.

 

And so he sent Amenadiel to get rid of all the excess villains

[Guest]

But Gabriel stopped him so as to not upset the balance.

[Redacted System]

Amenadiel then proceeded to kill Gabriel.

 

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[Tanaka Kanade]

Then Uriel was like “Now’s my chance to...”

[Guest]

"...eat all the ice cream!" In a short time, he was obease.

[Michen_S]

To solve this problem, Uriel created the world's biggest threadmill!

[Guest]

He became a fitness guru

[Redacted System]

But later, fell back into his old habits. He became so obese that he resembled a planet, and was able to get some screen time in the 2018 Disney movie A Wrinkle in Time, as the planet of the same name.

[Tanaka Kanade]

However, he did not authorize Disney to do this, and thus sued for copyright infringement

[Guest]

Then someone in the UK wondered where all the trees went.