The Long Story of Nonsense

[Redacted System]

It reminded Game Freak of the inanimate object Pokémon they’d created in the past, so they started trying to create biological plural inanimate object cyborg Pokémon-lookalikes.

[Guest]

That they arbitrarily called "Yugioh Reloaded"

[Tanaka Kanade]

Which, while confusing, did not prevent them from being effective world-domination machines

[Guest]

Until the anthro-hippo cyborg acid type titan war beasts were released from the portal to a very violent, highly advanced race of cats, they didn't have a chance.

[Redacted System]

Then everyone celebrated at the local Donut King.

[Guest]

Very violently... there wasn't a whole donut left for miles. Cats just love to play with their food.

[Tanaka Kanade]

Even when that food is radioactive, the kind of radioactive that makes you a superhero

[Guest]

But in this case, it was the kind of radiation that makes you sick, so the cat people all died. It was a f'ing tragedy, that those evil GMO's that those greedy MNC's put in the wheat were there to kill weavels or something but in fact kill everything. It's in their DNA! Radiation is a thing that can be encoded in DNA aparently.

[Tanaka Kanade]

Then the dead cats had their DNA altered so their corpses were radioactive

[solarchariot]

And were brought back to life to perform and endless season on Broadway