The Long Story of Nonsense

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

And so, she ate her cook

[Samantha]

... thereby gaining her strength and vitality. Next she set her sights on...

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

The strongest person she knew, her yoga teacher

[Tanaka Kanade]

Which proved more difficult than she thought, because her yoga teacher was a member of the saiyan race

[Guest]

So they prepared to fight in a large open deserted area...

[Tanaka Kanade]

But one of their secretaries must've made a big mistake, because they ended up fighting at a crowded market square!

[Guest]

Then the po-po showed, and we were outie double quick.

Edited July 26, 2020 by Ashley

[Tanaka Kanade]

They realized they both had a hidden passion for evading the police, so they decided to start a criminal empire together

[Guest]

So Fluffy and Fluffy's yoga instructor founded a world renowned yoga training restaurant chain and not only violated several health related orders, sold meals of questionable origin, yet very tasty, but used nefarious means to forward their anarchist cannibalist agenda which specialized in taking down human trafficking organizers to not only liberate their trafficked persons to work legitimately in the restaurant, but supplied the questionable meat used in their popular dishes from the criminals.

 

After many years, the yoga relations were dropped, the meat was replaced with equally evil soy and fillers, and Fluffy was replaced by a clown to appeal more to children. Thus McDonald's was born.

Edited July 27, 2020 by Misha

[Tanaka Kanade]

And that's why the police never figured out that Ronald McDonald was the infamous serial killer B, who killed all of his victims by stuffing them with hamburgers