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Which is the slowest possible death, death by diabetes. Until the GMO burger.

 

As a result, insane genetic mutations became the norm.

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Like literally, insane lifeforms would mutate out of people's arms and such. The people themselves remained sane, which is quite a feat given the new situations they found themselves in

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It was all part of Bill Gates' master plan... 😈

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Because he was banned from Earth for too many odd tweets, and he's just crazy enough to want to live on Mars with clones of himself. Then he found out that men couldn't have children naturally with other men...

## wow half my system noped out of continuing that, lol. But a bear has no concept of shame, so here we go.

 

... or at least that was what he thought, and he's so rich, no one dared to tell him otherwise, not even his own clones. There was a lot of fail that day, but Elon wanted to do his due dilligence.

 

That's when a giant meteor landed and wiped Elon and his clone army off the face of Mars... meanwhile, back on Earth...

 

<!--Cowards. What I just heard is that half your system is cowards-->

...without Elon Musks' self-evident technological genius and ability to invent self-driving cars, humans soon returned to their hunter-gatherer days. Each tribe told a prophecy about how one day, the chosen one would clone again to return them to an age of greatness

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[Bear] But what they didn't know is that Elon had downloaded his consiousness into the Tesla he blasted into orbit. Thus, when it returned from its orbit around the sun, it interfaced with the few live satellites remaining and the information was beamed back to Earth to a massive mainframe and autonomous construction facility in the navada desert.

 

There the first AI was born, Elon wouldn't be so easily thwarted...

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As long as no one found out about the emergency self-destruct button, which would beckon 22 eldritch monsters from another dimension to wipe this AI's code and replace it with a harmless World of Warcraft server

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