The Long Story of Nonsense

[Tanaka Kanade]

Then a bureaucrat realized that, due to a clerical error, Whatever the Year is Now is, in fact, next year. Everyone was spared the Tea Drought for another 365 days!

[Michen_S]

But it was too late. The head crocodile of civilization already sent out an alarm on global television.

[Tanaka Kanade]

But! Crocodiles don't have fingers, and thus couldn't use the remote. No one actually saw the alarm.

[Guest]

They used Siri to change the channel in time to see it on the eleven o'clock news.

 

[Ashley] network television? What kind of old stuck-in-the-90's crocodiles are these? Couldn't they just searchthe internet for news with Siri?

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

Start over?

 

Once, there was a cruel queen who kept a clone of Ranger in attic

[Matsuri]

She had blue hair and had a residence in Antarctica

[Tanaka Kanade]

She was very insistent on conquering the world

[Redacted System]

[Rouge] But there was some only one problem... the pizza machine!

[Tanaka Kanade]

Her soldiers were too busy eating the pizza it made to follow her goddamn orders!!!

[mattx]

The soliders ate so much pizza that they became fat and couldn't walk anymore