The Long Story of Nonsense

[Tanaka Kanade]

So she executed every third disobedient soldier

[Ozone]

The other soldiers rebelled against her for this.

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

Then she executed every other disobedient solider!

[Sierra]

There were no soldiers left.

alive, anyway.

but now the ice queen had to feast upon the freshly-preserved corpses of her own kin in this harsh wintery wasteland, as punishment for her own greed.

     But she needed a cook that could help her turn these henchmen she had fattened up with glorious pizza fats into a glorious banquet of the most exquisite dishes imaginable. But who could accomplish this task?

She knew who to trust:

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

The only one anyone can truly trust...

 

Spoiler

 

[Mechagodzilla72]

A wild tiger of course!

[Tanaka Kanade]

Over the course of a decade, she confided many secrets in this tiger

[Samantha]

Being a tiger, he remembered none of them and attacked her favorite bunny, Fluffy.

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

The bunny won that fight, of course

[Samantha]

Because that bunny was a massive space rabbit from the moon, she suffered no damage. When she was done devouring the tiger, her sights shifted to her owner. Fluffy was a *very bad* cook, and the tiger was just a snack, she needed to *feed*, and soon. Cooked or not, only meat could sate this appetite.

Edited July 21, 2020 by Samantha