The Long Story of Nonsense

[Guest]

An unsuspecting rat pushed the button by accident, the world was thus renamed Azeroth.

Edited August 4, 2020 by Bear

[Tanaka Kanade]

This world lasted until the government put red pills in the drinking water, thus jettisoning everyone from this reality into a new one

[Guest]

The reality was 'poke land or whatever'

[Tanaka Kanade]

Whenever visitors from other dimensions came, they always asked about the "or whatever." The locals responded by showing them this:

 

Spoiler

 

[Guest]

They were all issued pokedex instead of pipboys and were summarily slaugtered in every encounter with deathclaws.

[Tanaka Kanade]

Only to respawn at the last bonfire rested at

[Guest]

But the deathclaws were camping!

[Tanaka Kanade]

And making bonfires, where they roasted marshmallows! made from humans!

[Guest]

The best kind! 

 

With this unlimited food source, the deathclaw population skyrocketed.

 

[Tanaka Kanade]

And when their population reached 1,000,000, that was when they invaded