Bad translator

[ruleofthumb]

I think what you're saying is that you'll lose your ability to hear if you go to a party.

 

I need to stay in the house, but I wish I could eat out.

[Ranger]

Eating your way out seems a little extreme, you're not literally confined in your house. It sounds like you're just hungry, drink some water and play videogames until the door dash person comes.

 

I wear the same clothes everyday in wonderland, I need to embrace trying out new things. I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[ruleofthumb]

What it sounds like you’re saying is that you’re having a midlife crisis and you want to abandon your commitments to start a new life.

 

I wish I could take more Advil so this headache will go away.

 

[Josie]

I think what you're saying is you don't have any Advil and you're not willing to go get some from the store because your headache is too bad for driving.

 

My tulpas and I are working on conlanging together.

[Ranger]

Trying to completely communicate in tulpish can be tough. It's like working with another language, you have to learn the basics all over again.

We got lucky we found some old playdough in our room. Gray added some water to it and made a cube with rounded edges to help us illustrate our parallel wonderland experiment's shape.

[Guest]

I think you are saying that you found some putty and added some gray water to turn it in to a round circular cube and made it parallel wonderland's experiment.

 

 

I feel crazy rn, stayed up late last night in a car, drink sugary soda the first time in years, got my second vaccine and boy may mind and body hurts. At least Terra only affected by the soda(i think).

[ruleofthumb]

I think what you’re saying is you got trapped inside a car after a crash and now your head and body hurt from the impact.

 

I need to get work done but I keep procrastinating.

[BeWyrdPlayGames]

Circular cube? That’s a paradox 

[Ranger]

On 5/9/2025 at 9:44 AM, BeWyrdPlayGames said:

Circular cube? That’s a paradox 

 

Yeah it is, isn't it

 

BUT I THINK YOU MEAN that the Minecraft planet shouldn't exist because planets have to be "circular". You Minecraft hater!!!

 

On 7/11/2021 at 9:22 PM, ruleofthumb said:

I need to get work done but I keep procrastinating

 

What's so hard about doing work? It's just the energy put into displacing an object. See?

 

 

Unless you're like this guy, then yeah, I can see why you're putting it off

 

 

But in that case, why not get a hand truck? It's just a giant box. It seems to almost always be a box... Think smarter not harder!

 

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This cold I have is super annoying. I'm really hoping it goes away by my next D&D session 

[Byakko]

if you don't want to be cold playing d&d i recommend bundling up

 

i hope i sleep good and have fun dreams with my system while i'm at it