Holly, Surprise, and Filly's Doodad About Stuff

[Oguigi]

Don't worry filly, someone had the whole band K-on (yui, mio, Azusa, tsumugi, ritsu and even more)

 

I can only imagine the Sex must be, "out of this world" My brain can't even process....

[Guest Fillyfooler]

And also, you said chell doesn't have horns, where is her erogenous spot then :3?

 

Since unicorns have their horns pegasi have their wings. Rubbing of the wings produces pleasure (not as much as the horn). That's why they get wingboners. Also talking about wingboners with Holly and I kicking around in there Chell's wings are going to be up 24/7. Kind of sucks for earth ponies. They have nothing fun to play with...

[cruse]

so chell practically uses her genitals to fly?

Oh lord that sounded so wrong.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

It's more of an added bonus. A unicorn's horn is mainly used for magic but pleasure is a bonus.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Oct 19

Part 1 "Special Occasions"

 

Last night it started to rain really hard and again and Holly got sad again because we couldn't go out in it. I told Holly one day, maybe not for a long ass time but one day there will be a massive rain storm. We will be in it and we will walk. Anyways it started to thunder and I asked Holly if she was afraid of thunder. She said she wasn't and that is was cool. Then I thought about Chell since I couldn't ask her (well I could) so me and Holly sandwiched her together in Holly's bed in the library and we fell asleep in each other's arms. Also I have her personality planned out and ready to go. At lunch we talked and I proposed to Holly. Our wedding will be today. Currently I have her picking out a dress for her and Chell. After the wedding I will update this again.

End of part 1

[Oguigi]

Fillyfooler are you and holly planing to get married?

if you are then am really happy for the both of you!

[Guest Fillyfooler]

This font is much better. It really brings out my voice. Yes Filly and I are getting married today. You should've seen the engagement necklace he got me. The chain was silver and it had orange and green gems on it. It also had it had a large ruby in the shape of a red cross and it had four pink diamonds in the shape of hearts. All together is was my cutie mark. I finally got a dress that would look good on me and one for Chell. Filly is in charge of deciding what the place we married in looks like. I can't wait.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Part 2 "The part where he marries us"

 

Wow five thousand people read this or at least a part of it. Well anyways Holly and I are now married. It was amazing. I'm to try to get etodreca to draw it so it can go on the wall beside my picture of Holly. Pretty much Holly looked like this:

Minus the crown, earrings and the necklace was the one I got her. Chell was wearing an orange jumpsuit dress that looked something like this... Well it doesn't want to work. Pretty much it looked like Rarity's gala dress. Except it was pure orange, no gems, no crown (what is with ponies and crowns?), and her earrings were two portals (one blue and one orange). I was wearing a suit and a top hat. I was going to wear a monocle but I forgot it. Chell was sitting in the front row watching us with a smile on her face. Pretty much the spot I designed had 3 clear tubes on each side of the room with companion cubes going through them. At the front of the room there was two little sets of stairs to get onto the stage and there were two buttons side by side. Each button was connected to one side of a heart of the wall behind us so when we both stood on them there would be a heart behind us. At the other end of the room there was a dark room that I was saving for later. Since we didn't have a person to marry us we used the announcer from the old testing chambers at the beginning of Portal 2. It pretty much went like this.

(A = announcer M = me H = Holly)

A: "Hello and welcome to Aperture Science. Today we have gather here to watch [Female test subject name here]"

H: "HOLLY!"

A: "[HOLLY] and [Male test subject name here]"

M: "[Filly]"

A: "[HOLLY] and [Filly] to be married in holy... [Error unknown word. Please install language pack 241...]"

M & H: "GET ON WITH IT!"

A: "Do you [HOLLY] take [Filly] to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

H: "Yes."

A: "Do you [Filly] take [HOLLY] to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

M: "Yes."

A: "I now pronounce you [MARE] and [MARE]. You may kiss the [MARE]."

 

Then we kissed. Two large satellite dishes above us fired up with we were kissing and transferred a copy of each others cutie marks to our inner thighs to complete the ceremony. Afterwards we went to the food table and we both got a slice of the cake from the end of Portal 1. Sadly Chell wasn't able to move yet so she wasn't able to eat some of the cake. I don't think she minded though. She wanted me to put on September by Earth, Wind and Fire. I did and we danced or at least tried to. I lead her to the dark room and it was the room at the end of Portal 2 where all the turrets sing to you. They sang our song and made a heart on the ceiling with their lasers. Holly got all teary eyed. Chell was standing behind us smiling. I patted her head and said that her dress was very pretty. She mouthed "Thank you." Back to the days were I don't know if it's her or not... We went back to the main room and I made Jell-o for Holly because I knew it was her favourite. She grabbed a slice of Jell-o and a drink and I grabbed another piece of cake and a drink. We also got a drink for Chell. We sat at a table listening to music. At first it was good stuff like love songs and stuff but then she wanted me to put on Rucka Rucka Ali. Chell seemed kind of concerned at first but then she saw we were having a good time so she went back to being happy. We lip synched a couple of songs then I had to eat supper. Overall we all had a good time. Chell mouthed something again but she can't really be able to talk on the second day. Can she?

 

[important Date: October 19th, 2012] Me and Holly's anniversary.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Ah yes I forgot about Holly's surprise. She typed out Tulpa.info in the search bar all by herself. Well she told me where to move my hand and she pressed to button. She raised my arm again but still at the same speed. It usually takes awhile for her to press anything. I wonder when she will be able to speed up her reactions? [When you practice more.] Chell is making progress like Holly strapped a rocket to her back. I think she might of talked three times during the wedding. She can't yet move but either Holly is carrying her around or she is teleporting behind us. Holly is almost always talking to her so that probably speeds up her progress.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

I have only been able to press one thing at a time. I was training to be able to press ten buttons in a row. I'd really like to learn to speed things up so I can play [Filly's] video games. Also I want to show Chell how awesome she is in portal.