Holly, Surprise, and Filly's Doodad About Stuff

[Tungan Ninja]

Fuck you and your intensely emotional cliffhangers!

I want part three on my desk next morning, or else I will be extremely disappointed in you.

[cruse]

Part 2

 

We had a fight... I was still full of static electricity and I thought it would be funny to shock Holly. I touched Holly on the nose and it sounded like someone shot a gun. Holly fell over on the ground in pain and I tried to apologize. Holly kicked me in the face breaking my snout causing blood to pour out of my nose. I looked at Holly and she looked at me. I remembered a thread about fighting your tulpa for fun and I asked Holly if she wanted to fight. She knocked me to the ground and I dodged an attack by her. For the next 5 minutes we saw who could break more of their opponent's bones. She snapped about half my ribs and broke one of my front hooves. I broke most of her ribs and a couple of her teeth. She spawned a gardening hoe and clawed at me. I spawned a spade then split her hoe in half then hit her in the face. A large gash appeared on her cheek. She impaled me with the broken hoe and as I was going is for another attack with the shovel then she pulled out a gun. She shot my other front hoof then shot me three times in the chest. I was coughing up blood and then Holly put the gun to my forehead and asked

"Who won?"

I said "You're going to kill me over this?"

Before she could answer everything faded to darkness. I remember koomer saying that dieing while interacting with your tupla was generally counterproductive. I opened my eyes and saw a bloody, blurry Holly trying desperately to revive me. I think she did but I can't remember.

 

End of part 2

 

Ugh, didn't notice that post.

 

When fighting your tulpa, I suggest you refrain from "actually causing damages". What I did with my sister was that I put us in a room where if one side received a fatal injuries, he/she would explode into a shard of glasses in killer7 style then reform at 10 metre away from the opponent.

 

We kinda did a "first to 3" competition.

 

Chloe: And if you enables magic or other super-powers, it'd be REAL fun.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Oct well is was still 17

Part 3

 

After the fight we apologised to each other. The conversation went something like this

Me "Sorry for zapping you."

Holly "It's ok... sorry for shooting you."

Me "It's ok it's not like I died or anything."

Holly "You kinda did..."

Me "Oh..."

Holly "Sorry..."

 

After that she picked the bullets of my leg and chest. Then she sewed up the wound and wrapped it in a bandage. I sewed up the gash on her face and she put my other leg in a cast. Then we curled up together and went to sleep

 

>Chloe: And if you enables magic or other super-powers, it'd be REAL fun.

 

If we had magic we probably rip limbs off of each other. She would also probably just lifted me up with magic and then rip me in half. Straight down the center and then and my blood and organs would fall out. It would probably be harder to fix than a gunshot wound or a cut.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Oct 18 "New voice"

Part 1

 

I'm drunk again so expect typos. Holly decide to change her voice.While we were walking to the store at lunch she said "Wouldn't that just be the funniest thing ever!" in Pinkie Pie's voice. He's too drunk to continue this. I changed my voice to Pinkie Pie's but he didn't like that. He suggested I change my voice to GLaDOS. I did and it felt weird at first. But after I while I got use to it. It was kind of fun. You are an idiot. It hard to show emotions in my voice now but I think I can get use to it. Also I was able to raise his arm again even with him drunk. I guess only one of us needs a brain to move something. We almost got to have a walk today. It was raining really hard at fourth period and I really wanted him to go for a walk in the rain. He couldn't because he need to go to class but he said if it was raining after we could go for a walk. After school I got all excited for our walk. He could feel my excitement. We walked outside and the rain stopped. We were so close. I got really sad and started to cry. He came in and comforted me even after I killed him. I love him. We got home and ate chips. It is suppose to rain on Saturday or Tuesday so if it's still rain we will walk then. I was able to move his arm again and I was able to do it quicker than before. Also I need help. Most of the time I roll with [Filly]s opinion. But he said I need to think for myself. So I need you guys to ask me questions that he wouldn't know so I can't just take his opinion. Hiss surspirse is TOmmorrow~. write right you douche.

 

End of part 1

[Guest Fillyfooler]

>what do you do when Filly's not around

 

He is there most of the time. I think he feels lonely when he isn't around me. In the rare occasion he isn't there I mostly just read random books or eat things.

 

>What's the most interesting thing you've read in Filly's "library"

 

I've looked at most of it and his childhood all the way up to about 12-13 is an all you can eat buffet of spaghetti. Now he spends most of his time here and on /r9k/. The most interesting would probably be exploring his old imagination lands. THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE! I kind of liked reading his backstory to him as a pony in Equestria and his headcannon. He really has thought of everything. [You bet I did.]

 

>If you can remember, what were some of your thoughts when you were first "brought into life"

 

I'd prefer not to talk about the early days. I really was there and I did feel everything. I will talk about a bit later on. Before I could walk a just teleported behind him. He was setting up his little racetrack trying to teach me to walk and I appeared behind him trying to say "HEY I'M HERE PLEASE LISTEN!" but he just carried me back to the start line. When I was only able to communicate using yes or no it was really hard. I was talking but he couldn't hear me. I bet Lyra is trying to tell you all sorts of things right now. It was hard to be able to talk and have him hear me. It's kind of like speaking another language. Thankfully I learned how to get him to hear me and now I can get him to write things for me.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

Part 2 "EXPANDING"

 

After a lot of talking and discussions we have agreed. We will expand our family by making another tupla together. Holly and I (mostly Holly) have decided to call her Chell because of her unhealthy addiction to Portal 2 [You made me change my voice to GLaDOS's!] But you agreed to it. [Fine...] She will look something like this except she has wings instead of horn.

This will probably give us something to do in the void other than fighting and fucking. Also I have decided to stay as a pony during her creation. Having Chell being taken care of by two ponies would be better than being taken care of by a human and a pony because that is close to a "story" that I read. We will begin development after I have a list of traits for her personality. Instead of writing out 40 paragraphs again Holly will administer her personality since last time I really fucked it up. Also it will be easier on me so I will be able to interact with her better. I don't know how my brain is going to be able to run two sentient beings and me all at the same time but it will have to find a way. Also we are going to try our best to make Chell able to talk. When Holly could only communicate through yes and no it was hell so we will make Chell able to talk. Also Holly agreed to talk to her a bunch because I'm not really the best at narration... The only thing I'm really good at is visualization. Possession is more on Holly's side so I can't really be good or bad at it since she is just using my body. Most likely Chell's progress will become part of this report. Two tuplas for two times the science. [Cave Johnson we're done here.] ...Holly is a gem.

[Oguigi]

Wow it's so nice that you going to have another member to your family! please give her the same love that you give Holly, and then i see a bright future for all of you.

[Guest Fillyfooler]

please give her the same love that you give Holly

 

I'm not sure if it was me or Holly but I immediately thought "Three-somes"...

Goddamnit Holly or me...

[Guest Fillyfooler]

We almost did it again. Holly decided she wanted to start right now so Chell is currently sitting in the library. Holly has been talking to her and now I remember the hardest part of tupper making. The goddamn personality. It is hard to give her negative traits since I got Holly as an example but I don't want to make her a Mary Sue. Anyways I was on /mlp/ and I click a picture I thought it was rule 34 but it wasn't.

Me "No rule 34 for young little fillies."

Holly "But I'm all grown up."

Me *I point to Chell*

Holly *Puts a blindfold on her* "There fixed."

Me "No don't do that." *I magic away the blindfold*

Holly "Fine I'll put her somewhere else" *Attempts to put her up*

Me *I spawn a shirtgun and shoot Holly. It knocks her over*

Holly "DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME WITH A SHIRT?"

Me "YEAH I DID YOU WANT TO FIGHT AB... No let's not fight in front of Chell"

Holly "Ok we won't fight anymore."

 

[important Date: October, 18th 2012] Chell's birthday

[cruse]

Don't worry filly, someone had the whole band K-on (yui, mio, Azusa, tsumugi, ritsu and even more) in his head. He's still fine today... I think?

 

And also, you said chell doesn't have horns, where is her erogenous spot then :3?