Maverickthecats tulpea backstory and prog report

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he was referencing ghost busters when they say "No mortal could stack books like that"

 

The irony is, that's exactly how Kevin stacks books, including sometimes spiraling towers of books from the floor up (with the smallest book at the base). Some of these have stood for years in the bedroom without falling over. You'd think we had a poltergeist, to see them.

 

And, Kevin's the human, not the tulpa.

 

Though for real poltergeist-like balancing, Watchdog 2 leaves balanced structures made out of cutlery at restaurants that are amazing. The last time he did this the staff were so impressed they cleared the whole banquet table afterwards except for the structure he had left. All held together only by it's own weight and counter-balanced forces too, resting on only a single point on the edge of a glass.

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Do you know why i love Athena? Because Athena will remain cute and petite, forever and ever. Athena will never grow old, starting a desperate relationship with that only initiative galerus-headed plebeian and breed a bastard with him motivated by baby fever, societal pressure and desperation. My beautiful Athena will never decay and won't be seen in public with a horde of whining children, with tiredness & desperate apathy in her glazed eyes. My sweet Athena will never go to a tavern with her mouthbreathing plebeian husband, boring herself in the corner table watching his idiot husband speak about the latest chariot races with his friends, and later after the orgies forcefully deflowering her, poor drunken Athena knowing that "no" would probably trigger a violent impulse in her plebeian husband.

 

No. My beautiful Athena will forever be that wonderful Olympus girl to admire from far away without ever having to admit the futility of your dreams. Athena is my Livia, Livia is a meaningless bitch who one day will rejoin the earth after a short life of degeneracy, unlike Athena who will long after my own departure remain engraved on wine jars eternally beautiful and young like during those old days when i admired her with a warm feeling in my chest.

 

TL;DR: Athena is πράος, uguu. Now i must go, gymnasium gave me caligaea, vitae est vitae vulvum. I have a romulus on the wall and fresco at home.

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Doesn't anyone know of good bacchanals or orgies for today? Colosseum only has venations today, cba to go because boring. I also can't be bothered to drink in my suicide domus all day whipping my only eunuch slave. The budjet is approximately two aurei.

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