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Wish granted, your laptop is now forever glued to your lap.

 

I wish I ruled the world

Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*

Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2

“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”

-Dean Koontz

“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”

-Brandon Sanderson

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You ruled the world. Past tense. You don't remember a thing about what happened and quite a bit of people are unhappy.

 

I wish the ride would finally end.

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The ride ends. And by 'ride' I mean track. You are thrown off the ride and die.

 

I wish for a world where nobody hates anyone else.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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Flexionsensor stops falling down the stairs. Now he is falling up the stairs.

 

I wish that i was the luckiest person in the world.

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Fine, but you orgasm out all of your internal organs and die. Happily.

 

I wish I had a never ending bag of bacon.

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Now that everyone is content, no one feels the need to change or improve the status-quo. As a result, the world decays and all life ends as we know it.

 

I wish I was best friends with zombie-Hitler.

My Tulpa

And then it cuts to a scene where you're sitting in a padded cell.

 

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